Uncle Shagworthy/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Uncle Shagworthy.

Non-Combat Quotes

Character Select

• "Like, ready when you are, youngster."
• "Like, this should be a hoot and a half."
• "Fisticuffs, you say? Why yes, I've got some time."
• "I believe you may know my nephew...?"
• "I was just about to have supper, but... like, why not?"

Menu Interaction

• "You, uh, here about some training or something?"
• "Oh, an unexpected visitor. What's the occasion?"
• "Haven't gotten out in a minute. Like, what's the word?"
• "Like, state your business."
• "You haven't seen any jewels for sale around, have you? Like, haven't bought a new one recently."
• "Yes? Something I can help you with?"
• "Uncle Shagworthy, at your service."
• "Like, just finished a sandwich. What's the news?"
• "Phew, I'm famished. When's luncheon?"
• "If you're looking for a handout, I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place."

Match start quotes

General

• "Like, this'll be even better than the Battle of Badon."
• "You malicious miscreants don't stand a chance."
• "Let's make this quick - I've got cufflinks to polish."
• "I'll polish you off faster than a dog with a bowl of kibble."

Against Shaggy

• "Fighting my own nephew... What a shame."

Respawn quotes

General

• "Can't keep a Shagworthy down for long."
• "Like, stand and fight!"
• "Ohhh, did anyone get that number of that trolley?"
• "Like that only happened because I'm so famished."
• "You're lucky I am a man of manners."
• "I'm afraid you've requested my full fury now."
• "Oof. Like, that smarts."

Against Shaggy

• "You're making me cross, nephew!"
• "Like, I hate family squabbles."
• "Much more of this, and you'll be out of my will!"
• "I went easy on you because I'm your uncle!"

During Combat Quotes

General

• "Stand down!"
• "This might rattle you!"
• "Allow me to give you a hand!"
• "I said good day!"
• "Like, take this!"

Like, Feed the Hunger

• "A real wallop on white bread!"
• "Like, take this!"
• "I'd call that a smashing sandwich."
• "What a waste of a sandwich."
• "As they say, 'order up!'"
• "Don't forget mayonnaise!"
• "I brought enough for everyone!"
• "I've made this just for you!"

Taunts

General

• "I'll take you down before my second lunch."
• "Ha, you fight like a dairy farmer's dentist!"
• "Like, the word 'fear' isn't in my vernacular."
• "I tell you, you better not be eying up my gems."
• "Like, this is what I stopped polishing my jewelry for?"
• "Like on a scale of 1 to 10, how ashamed is your family?"
• "Prepare for fisticuffs!"
• "Are we quarreling or not?"
• "Haha, I regret to inform you, I haven't unleashed my full power yet."
• "You fight with the conviction of a chocolate eclair."

Against Shaggy

• "Oh nephew, I've eaten sandwiches you couldn't possibly afford."
• "Sorry nephew, it's nothing personal."
• "Like I'm famished too but you don't see me talking about it all the time."
• "There's so much I could teach you, but if you insist."

Win Quotes

General

• "Charmed, I'm sure."
• "Like, who else is hungry?"
• "Like, who wants to celebrate? Feast's on me!"
• "Like, this was just a case of the better man winning."
• "If there's gonna be a victory photo, like, I should grab my best rubies..."
• "This has been a pleasure. Let's do it again sometime."
• "Like, I love a victory podium. Almost as much as a victory feast!"
• "Yes, yes. Now back to third lunch."
• "Like, have the trophy delivered to my castle, would you?"
• "Like, never a doubt in my mind."
• "Worry not, I'm sure you'll win the next one."

Against Shaggy

• "Maybe next time, nephew Shaggy."