The Batman Who Laughs/Audio

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Non-Combat Quotes

Character Select

• "My only rule... is that Batman always wins."
• "You sure you can handle the likes of me?"
• "Controlling me? Many have tried."
• "Let's see what forsaken cannon fodder the multiverse has dredged up now."
• "I sincerely hope you're not wasting my time."
• "Make sure you set up a splash zone. This could get messy."
• "If there are bones to crack, then I'm your bat."
• "Think of me as the best of all worlds."
• "Oh, yes. YOU'RE the one in charge. Feh."
• "(giggles) Yes?"

Menu Interaction

• "Oh, I've got room in my plans for you. How do you feel about sacrifices?"
• "All the character select screens in all the universes in ALL the multiverses... and you click on ME."
• "Get that pointer out of my face before I stick it in your throat."
• "Oh, it's you, our illustrious 'player'."
• "Well, I am busy plotting my escape, but I'm a multitasker. What's going on?"
• "I see you have lost track of a few Robins. Make sure you watch your ankles; they're BITERS."

Match Start Quotes

General

• "You ever seen a real spine before? You WANT to?"
• "Ooh, this isn't even going to be FAIR, HAHAHA."
• "We must be in the shower drain of the multiverse, hmm?"
• "Step right up, step right up! I've got beatings planned for ALL of you."
• "Funny, I could've sworn I didn't have your death scheduled... 'til NEXT week. Ah, well."
• "I think I'll use your finger bones as a darling little charm bracelet."
• "Don't worry. When I'm done, no one will remember you were even BORN."
• "I've killed kittens that were scarier than you. Hee hee hee..."
• "You know what they say about a Batman who laughs, don't you?"
• "You ever hear the one about the penny on the railroad tracks?"

Against Batman

• "Ahhh, I always do love running into another Bruce Wayne."
• "Oooh, Original Flavor Bruce. Vintage."
• "Let that potential loose, Bruce. You know you want to."
• "Try laughing, Bruce. I promise you'll LOVE how it feels."
• "Well, if it isn't the Justice League's SECOND-grumpiest brooder."

Against Shaggy

• "Now you... You are interesting."
• [sarcastic] "Oh good. A representative from the Dooniverse is FINALLY here."
• "Super powered hippie. Let's see if you bleed."
• "A universe where Shaggy got superpowers? Now THAT'S funny."

Against The Joker

• "Soon, the only one who will be laughing is ME."
• "I'm not YOU in a Batsuit. I'm something better."
• "Ahh, and NOW all the pieces start to click into place."
• "Time to remove the Jokers from this deck. Heheheh."

Against Black Adam

• "I'm afraid I'M the one who gives wizards and gods nightmares, heheh."
• "Teth Adam, right? I think I killed your gods once."
• "I'll send you back to Kahndaq in 37 lunchboxes."

Respawn Quotes

General

• "Plans, plans, plans, I've still got plans."
• "No no no no, it's not that easy. NEVER IS."
• "You. Dying. NOW."
• "I'm a force of nature. You think you can just kill me?!"
• "Afraid to say you played right into my plans with that one."
• "And yet, I'M! STILL! LAUGHING! HAHAHAHA!"
• "I'll stab you with a knife made of your mother's teeth!"
• "You think I didn't see that coming?"

Against Batman

• "Sorry Bruce, but that was all part of the plan."
• "I could do this forever... can you say the same?"
• "Oh, Batman, you should know that death is meaningless to us."
• "Hope you really stocked up that belt, heheh."
• "I'll turn those pointy ears of yours into a necklace."

Against Shaggy

• "Platinum Kryptonite? Super Capsule? I must know."
• "With this kind of power, why do you still let Fred and them push you around?"
• "If we were on the same side... oh, the things I could teach you, Norville."
• "Hahaha. The sandwiches were amusing, but we're done now."

Against The Joker

• "It's like fighting your own reflection, just better."
• "If you thought that was my end, you're a bigger joke than I thought."
• "What do you know, you actually got me that time."
• "I'm HIM without the morals, you with better follow-through, you can't beat me."

Against Black Adam

• "Maybe your gods aren't as dead as I thought, heh."
• "You'll be a glorified charger for my CELL PHONE when I'm done with you."
• "I'll feed you the Rock of Eternity for that one."

During Combat Quotes

General

• "Batman always prepares."
• "Got a plan for that."
• "Pathetic!"
• "Ooh, now that's interesting!"
• "No challenge."
• "SLAP!"
• "I'm still laughing!"
• "I ALWAYS win."
• "Ooh, I hope this hurts!"
• "Better than a curb stomping!"
• "Let's find your soft spots."
• "Hang on to your spine!"
• "How'd that feel?"
• "Ooh, I tasted that one!"
• "Yes, yes, good!"
• "Squishy."
• "That looks scratchy."
• "That one sting?!"
• "Bet that burns."
• "Batman here."
• "Loaded and bang!"
• "It's not loaded... with bullets."
• "Got some volts coming your way."
• "Shake on it?"
• "Flag out."
• "It's only cheating if you lose."
• "Ooh, a classic."
• "ZAP!"
• "Call it the bat buzzer."
• "Concealed."
• "These might be sharp."
• "Shuffle up and deal."
• "Feeling lucky?"
• "I don't like your odds."
• "Gotta take this show to Vegas."
• "Better than Batarangs."
• "Just breathe..."
• "You'll feel better in a second..."
• "It's hilarious, trust me."
• "Brewed this up myself."
• "(sniff sniff) Excellent."
• "It's a real hothouse flower."
• "Take a sniff."
• "Made Ivy grow it for me."
• "Careful, it's a scorcher."
• "Sizzle sizzle."
• "Made with organic teeth."
• "Brushed them myself."
• "Gimmicky, but effective."
• "Watch your ankles."
• "Chomp away, my little beauty."

Against Batman

• "Coming your way, Bruce."
• "Hey, Bruce!"
• "From one Bruce to another."
• "Knew exactly where you'd be."
• "Take a sniff, Bruce."
• "Just like Alfred grew, hmm?"
• "Stole this one from him personally."
• "Fitting weapon for a Bruce Wayne."

Taunts

General

• "I've taken down Justice Leagues. PLURAL. Think about that."
• "Should've sent Damien for this one. Heheh."
• "I crawled up from the dark underbelly of the multiverse and all I found was this stupid tournament, HA."
• "Mmmm, the calm before the screams."
• "Ohhh, we've got a great audience tonight. Looks like some good bleeders out there."
• "This fight is fine. The one three fights from now, though? Mmm boy."
• "I swear, once the shackles drop off you'll wonder how you ever lived with them."
• "Do you feel that? Twisting and turning on the precipice of madness? Delicious."
• "I better not see any teabagging now."
• "Just call me the Batman Who Dances. Heheh." (dance)
• "(creepily) Na-na-na-na-na-na na-na BATMAN. Hee hee hee." (dance)

Against Batman

• "Don't tell me you don't find this just the tiniest bit tempting, Bruce."
• "You know I am you... and yet you also know I am not."
• "I'm everything you'd ever fear you'd love being... and it's WONDERFUL."
• "You're supposed to be the wagon that delivers the end. What are you doing?"

Against Shaggy

• "If I'm honest, it's your wasted potential that REALLY pisses me off."
• "Now how do we bleed that power out of you...?"
• "If my boys ever grew up like you I'd kill them myself."
• "What I really want to see is the universe where SCRAPPY got powers."

Against The Joker

• "Now that my mind has been freed, I see how trite you truly are."
• "You were just the setup for ME: the ultimate punchline."
• "Drink it in, Joker. Perfection."
• "Someday, you'll be nothing but a footnote in my history."

Against Black Adam

• "Ever wonder who peed on your little Rock of Eternity? Heheheh."
• "When I'm done, I will carve my throne from the bones of your little gods."
• "Weren't you supposed to be 'rearranging the hierarchy' or something? HAHAHAH."
• "Is there a scared little boy inside you, too?"

Win Quotes

General

• "As I've said, a Batman who laughs is a Batman who WINS. Hee hee hee..."
• "Yes, winning all the time does get a little dull, but it sure beats the alternative."
• "Almost makes me wish I had friends I could tell about this."
• "Your performance was pathetic, though expected. Thank you for playing your part."
• "Let that be a lesson to all of you. Yes, especially YOU."
• "I love that losing animation. HILARIOUS."
• "One rule: Batman. Always. WINS. Hahahaha!"
• "Don't feel bad. Creation itself cowers before me."
• "I brushed the ashes of whole worlds off my shoes. What chance did you stand?"

Against Batman

• "See? I'm not HIM in a Batsuit. I am far, far more."
• "Some apocalypse prophecy-fulfiller you are. HA."
• "Now we all know who the REAL Bruce Wayne is."
• "It's not your fault. I am simply the greatest potential you."

Against Shaggy

• "I'm telling you, Shaggy, you turn those powers on your so-called friends... oooh."
• "Call me if you want to do something useful with those powers."
• "I've been fighting metas like you since before you were born, Norville."
• "Just like those stupid pants: deader than disco."

Against The Joker

• "In the end... just a joke."
• "I understand you now, and I understand that you will never win."
• "I'll admit we had some laughs. Ha. Ha. HA."
• "It never would have worked out between us anyway, heheh."

Against Black Adam

• "All those powers, and you couldn't even stop little old me."
• "You compensating for something with all that lightning?"
• "Too good to be a bad guy, too bad to be a good guy. Aww, poor widdle Adam."
• "Sure hope no one in Kahndaq finds out what a PUSHOVER their leader is, hahaha."

Unused Quotes

Menu Interactions

• "You ever talk to that Rick guy? He's actually got some great ideas... if you can get past that insufferable ego."
• "For someone without thumbs, you play quite well- oh, is it not 2031 yet? Sorry, no spoilies. (menacing laughter)"
• "I can't decide whether I want that ridiculous rabbit as a slave or a hat. He is a toon, so maybe we can do both?"
• "Once you figure out the joke, you'll be laughing too."
• "I want you to go a few panels over, you click on Superman, and you tell him that I told you Lois and Jon's dinner looks DELICIOUS."
• "Ooh, wait until you see the NEXT character they have lined up."
• "You ever try dropping pearls in front of the other Batman? It's hilarious."
• "You know, Eddie's theory is that the Joker just WANTS to be insane. He told me that right before I ripped his tongue out. Heheheh, best birthday party ever."
• "I was thinking I could probably melt down that stretchy dog the same way I did Plastic Man. Smell was terrible, taste was worse, but... a perfect consistency."
• "What's knife-shaped and made of metal? I don't know, but whatever it is, the doctor's gonna have a heck of a time pulling it out."
• "Now you know who I want to meet? Dark Reindog. I bet that thing's a real son of a bitch." (Mature Language setting)

During The Morning

• "Up and at 'em, sunshine."
• "What, you here for the log-in rewards or something?"
• "I put some cyanide- just a dash- in my coffee this morning, so I AM FEELING ALIVE."
• "Back home, I'd be dropping dead parents on top of their childrens' schools right about now. Sorry, homesick."

During The Afternoon

• "Wonder if any of these worlds serve a good marrow sandwich for lunch? That's when you take a leg bone and- you know what, I'll just show you later."
• "I took a little peek down the timeline over lunch and BOY, there is some good stuff brewing, I'll tell you what."

During The Evening

• "Mmm, night. No better time for slipping into the slow madness of contemplating the endless void of nothing that is our world, on and on and... well, I'll let you see the rest yourself."
• "Have you seen the moon tonight? Perfect question to get someone to look up, expose that throat and then... (licks lips and chuckles maliciously)"
• "I can't believe I used to restrict my activities to nighttime. Lot of madness left on the table there."

During The Winter Seasons

• "Someone should check on Calendar Man. Holidays are really his bag."
• "I remember Alfred used to love Christmas. I still hang his mustache on the tree every year in homage."
• "Holidays already? I need to find an orphanage. You can never have too many Robins."

During The Player's Birthday

• "You mean to tell me you made it to another birthday? Well, even a broken clock... can STAB someone, I suppose."
• "A little tip from me to you: get someone else to taste your birthday cake first. Thank me later."
• "Well, happy birthday. When my day comes to finally conquer the multiverse, I'll be sure to put you towards the BACK of the torture line."