Rick Sanchez/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Rick and SEAL Team Rick.

Non-Combat Quotes

Character Select

• "I've got faith in you, partner."
• "Let's go. In and out."
• "Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you."
• "Wasn't my first pitch, but hey, not gonna waste this opportunity."
• "Well, nothin' to live for."
• "Ability to do anything, but only whenever I want.. yeah, sounds like a job for me."
• "We Ricks travel the infinite, and switch places with each other. Like hermit crabs."
• "You're not gonna regret it, the payoff is huge!"
• "Let's get sloppy."
• "[burp] Buckle up."
• "Uh, smartest man in the universe?"
• "W-w-w-we need to go on a quick adventure."
• "Wubba lubba dub duuuuub!"
• "You jerk offs ready to get the answers to your burning questions?"
• "Wow, choosing me, huh? I'll warn you, not an easy character to deal with."
• "Uh oh. Tough customer in the house."
• "Picking the hard character over here."
• "Ugh, of course you picked me."
• "The reason anyone would do this would be because they could."
• "[belch] Let's get this over with."
• "Don't need the backstory, just tell me who to shoot."

Menu Interaction

• "Oh, great."
• "I'm Rick D-7-16."
• "I'm Rick D-7-16-B."
• "What?"
• ”Nobody gets me.”
• "[burp] I'm a scientist."
• "Isn't that somethin'?"
• "Why am I still here?"
• "I see."
• "Oh, hey."
• "Is there coffee?"
• "Not at all."
• "Ugh."
• "What is that?"
• "Huh?"
• "Hey."
• "Oh!"
• "Wait, what?"
• "Are you kidding?"
• "Hey, you wanna help?"
• "Huh, well. That's interesting."
• "Ugh, whadda you want?"
• "Make it fast, I'm busy."
• "Everyone always wants something!"
• "Yeah, yeah, you have my attention. Whadda you need?"
• "If you're looking for a handout, sorry. I don't carry cash."
• "That stuff's disgusting."
• "Lemme guess, you're here for something important."
• "Oh, it's you. I was hoping you were the guy with my Kalaxian Crystals."
• "You're fine, but don't expect any special treatment or anything."
• "[burp] Okay, sure, we can talk or whatever."
• "If someone named Tammy comes around looking for me, we have NEVER met. You got that?"
• "I've got a brain that can conceive, design, and build a microverse battery in a matter of days, but, yeah, sure. Let's small talk."
• "Ugh, I thought we already had this conversation in this timeline."
• "I usually don't do well with authority figures, but I guess you're literally controlling me, so whatever!"
• "You got a problem? I'm sure I've got [belch] an invention for fixing it around here somewhere."
• "Yeah, you just lay it on old Rick and tell him what you need."
• "You son of a bitch, I'm in." (mature language)
• "Level with me: you chat with all your other little ponds this much?"

Match Start Quotes

General

• "Make peace with your god."
• "Didn't you learn last time that you can't beat me?"
• "Alright, here we go!"
• "It's showtime. Get centered."
• "You're gonna die if you touch me, and... there's no afterlife, everything just goes black."
• "Hey kids, uh, hope I'm not interrupting."
• "[burp] I defeat gah-goos more powerful than these guys every week."
• "Uh, is this not a good time, or..?"
• "Uh, here's something that's never happened before."
• "It's [burp] showtime."
• "Yeah that's right, I agree with your horrified look of realization."
• "[sigh] God damnit!"
• "You want it? Come and get it."
• "Time to take the [burp] opposite of your medicine."
• "Alright knuckle [burp] heads, any questions?"
• "[burp] Good luck, turds."
• "Who [burp] Who's that over there? Ooh no!"
• "What smells like cross-promotional IP synergy?"
• "Set phasers to... whatever, let's just do this."
• "Yeah, gimme your best shot!"
• "Time to make the donuts."
• "Rick in the biscuits! Yeah, that- that's a new catchphrase. It's British."
• "Best part of science is beating the crap outta people with it."
• "How is this crossover even legal?"
• "Been looking for an excuse to try my new stuff out. I guess you'll do."
• "Hope you have great health insurance."
• "Let's get riggity-riggity-WRECKED!"

With Garnet

• "Oh man. I've always wanted to team up with a crystal-based life form."
• "Alright - You do the punching. I'll do the science."
• "Whoa, Crystal Gem, right? You folks don't mess around."
• "You got to be on the 'top ten aliens stranded on Earth' list, right? Nice."

With Morty

• "Haha, hey look it's another classic Rick and Morty adventure."
• "See, Morty? I knew someone would pick you eventually!"
• "Time to play 'Let's be Grandpa's meat shield'!"
• "Just stick close to grandpa and try not to touch anything for five minutes and we'll be fine."
• "Whole multiverse to pick from and I end up with Morty as my partner? Reeeal original."
• "Morty, what did I tell you about following me into crossovers?"
• "Haha! Look at all these crazy characters, Morty. What a legal ouroboros this must've been."
• "Sorry, Morty. Looks like a fighting crossover, not one of your slash fics."

Against Banana Guard

• "Banana Guard, you can just give up if you want. No one will judge you."
• "BANANA GUARD made the cut? HAHAHA!"
• "My doctor DID say I need more potassium in my diet."
• "I still can't get over Banana Guard being here."

Against Batman

• "Oh hey, it's Batman! I've never seen you in a video game before."
• "Look, everyone! It's the multi-million dollar man, Bruce Wayne! Yes, I know it's you, you piece of shit." (Mature Language}
• "I got dibs on the billionaire in latex."

Against Jake the Dog

• "Wow. Stretchy powers. That's original."
• "Great, another sentient dog. Get a new schtick, asshole." (Mature Language)
• "A melting rubber dog? What the [belch] happened in your evolutionary line?"
• "That dog's dead eyes are really freaking me the hell out."

Against Jason Voorhees

• "Who let the moron with the hockey mask in here?"
• "Aren't there hormonal teens that need murdering somewhere?"
• "I always thought the hockey mask was lame, but you wear it well."
• "Don't worry. Scary Terry told me all about this asshole." (Mature Language)

Against The Joker

• "Dibs on the clown."
• "Oh, hey look, it's the edgelord clown all those mall goths love."
• "If you say ONE word about living in a society, I swear to god--"
• [sarcastic] "A clown being violent? That's so twisted."

Against Rick

• "Damn, you the Rick from the handsome dimension or something? Ha-ha-ha."
• "What the hell? They said I was the only Rick here!" (Mature language)
• "Oh, whadda we got here? Clone? Alternate reality? Mirrorself?"
• "Hey, who's that sexy devil? It's me, the joke is that it's me."

Against Shaggy

• "So, were hippies ever relevant where you come from?"
• "I swear to god, I've seen that guy in a van outside the mall before."
• "Well, if it isn't Sloppy, or whatever the [belch] your name is."
• "Oh, cool, it's that guy from that mystery team squad or whatever. Wow, can I have your auto- [belch]- graph?"

Against Wonder Woman

• "Everyone play it cool. I don't want Wonder Woman to think I'm a lightweight."
• "Whoa, she's even taller than I thought she'd be."
• "Oh shit, is that Wonder Woman?" (Mature Language)
• "Please. I'm not scared of Wonder Woman."

Respawn Quotes

General

• "Don't worry, pop-pop's back."
• "Nawwwww, shit." (Mature Language)
• "I'd like to offer a rebuttal."
• "Time for plan B!"
• "Ugh... W-where am I?"
• "[burp] Counteract the negative effects."
• "Oh wow, okay, yeah.."
• "Oh, come on!"
• "That's enough!"
• "Ugh, this sucks."
• "Oh.. where are we?"
• "I'm back, babyyy!"
• "All right, okay. Regroup, everybody."
• "Ah come on, man!"
• "It ends now!"
• "[cough] Jesus Christ."
• "Can't argue with that."
• "Geez, I really need to chill."
• "[burp] Beginner's luck."
• "I've sustained a lot of damage. I'm pretty close to death."
• "Dial it back a little bit, here!"
• "Ooh real serious. Gotta take it real serious, huh?"
• "Agh! Oh, Christ!"
• "All right, knock it off!"
• "It's fine! Everything is fine!"
• "Ooh, real scared. High alert over here."
• "(Long groan)"
• "Same old story."
• "Whoa! Didn't see that coming."
• "Geez, these guys wanna kill me bad."
• "Okay, now I'm mad."
• "Haven't you learned that you can't [belch] kill me?"

With Morty

• "I thought they got your grandpa for good that time, Morty."
• "I swear to god, if that was friendly fire, Morty..."
• "Come on, Morty, take some bullets for Grandpa!"
• "Sorry, Morty. Grandpa just had to go to the great white light for a minute."

Against Banana Guard

• "Step one, I'm going after the banana."
• "Okay, I don't care how creepy it sounds, I am gonna PEEL that guard."
• "We all agree to collectively forget the banana ganking me, right?"
• "Holy shit, starting to realize why the Candy Kingdom has been around so long." (Mature Language)

Against Batman

• "Wow, hope Alfred can sew up laser damage."
• "Classic rich guy picking on the... uh, forget it."
• "Geez, Batman really is OP."
• "You suck, rich boy. But... that was pretty good."

Against Jake the Dog

• "Man, I hate mutants!"
• "Wait wait wait, stretchy dog got me?"
• "That's it. Time to put this dog down."
• "And your powers are totally derivative!"

Against Rick

• "I'm through taking it easy on me, me."
• "A Rick beating up a Rick is only okay when I'M the one doing the beating."
• "Woah! Okay, that's gotta be some violation of the Rick code."

Against Shaggy

• "Freakin' hippies."
• "And whatever's in those sandwiches, I want some."
• [mocking] "Like, hold still, man."
• "[belch]... meddling kids."

Against Wonder Woman

• "Memo to self: that Amazon training is no freaking joke."
• "Is this because of the crack about the invisible jet?"
• "Getting beaten up by Wonder Woman hurts more than when I imagined it."
• "Phew, she hits hard for someone from the 40s."

Against Agent Smith

• "Aw, c'mon, I'm practically a machine by this point anyway."
• "And here I thought you only did long monologues."
• "What I wouldn't give for a computer virus RIGHT NOW."
• "Don't you have some computer nerds to beat up somewhere?"

Against Beetlejuice

• "Fighting a walking plague vector was not on my bingo card for today."
• "Okay, now what do we say to make you go away?"
• "Man, they'd give an animated series for any franchise in the 80s, huh?"
• "Jesus, I can smell that ghost's breath from here."

During Combat Quotes

General

• "Woah, shocker."
• "Woah, that was cool."
• "Not bad if I do say so myself."
• "Eat it!"
• "Man, I'm awesome."
• "Yikes."
• "Yeesh."
• "Woah woah woah, no need to freak out!"
• "Don't make it weird."
• "Really, you don't say."
• "It's called a deterrent."
• "Dear god!"
• "Okay, that's cool."
• "Huh, well look at that."
• "Yeah, whatever."
• "Ha ha ha yeah!"
• "Yes!"
• "Oh yeah!"
• "Eh."
• "Get squanched!"
• "Remember me?"
• "Yeah, you like that?!"
• "What do you think about that?"
• "Get morphed, dweeb!"
• "Yeah! How you like that science?"
• "God, I love my tech."
• "Thank you."
• "Get that parkour!"
• "Yeah, I say that all the time!"
• "Woo, bet you didn't see that coming!"
• "See that?"
• "Am I good or what?"
• "Hey, here's something no science can measure!"
• "Cyber skis, baby!"
• "BOOM!"
• "Oldest Rick trick in the book."
• "Up, [belch] up, and away!"
• "Later, suckers!"
• "Gravity's for chumps!"
• "That's flying, you ingrates!"
• "Bam! Jet boots!"
• "Watch your heads, idiots!"
• "Yeah, you like those jet boots!"
• "You can't tell me what to do!"
• "Oh, how do you like that!"
• "How awesome is that?"
• "Shut up!"
• "Suck it!"
• "Oh shit, well that's cool." (Mature language)
• "Fly, Meeseeks!"
• "Meeseeks, up!"
• "Get me outta here!"
• "Time to go go go!"
• "Gotta fly!"
• "Come on, Meeseeks."
• "Gotta go, Meeseeks."
• "Meeseeks on the wing!"
• "Someone order a Meeseeks?"
• "Get up there!"
• "Get him!"
• "CHARGE!"
• "Meeseeks, go!"
• "I choose you, Meeseeks!"
• "Meeseeks, ATTACK!"
• "This is for science!"
• "How's that feel?"
• "Test this for me!"
• "Now just relax!"
• "This might sting!"
• "This hurts me more than you!"
• "Let me try something!"
• "Ooh yeah!"
• "Yyyeah!"
• "Infinite timelines, infinite possibilities."
• "Don't worry about it. Let's just see where this goes."
• "Just need to find the nearest exit!"
• "Solved that one real quick!"
• "Alright, here's the plan."
• "Alright, now we're talking."
• "Alright, that's it, I'm outta here."
• "I need an exit, fast."

Against Banana Guard

• "Hold still, banana!"
• "Candy Kingdom didn't train you for THIS?!"
• "Not even sure about the anatomy here."
• "My apologies to the whole fruit's family."

With Morty

• "Now remember, we do NOT tell your sister about this."
• "Do it for Grandpa, Morty!"
• "Don't worry, Morty! It'll only hurt for a second!"
• "Grandpa's sorry, Morty!"

Against Jason Voorhees

• "Get zapped, Voorhees!"
• "Anything's better than your ugly ass."
• "How's THAT feel, hockey face?"
• "Not so big and scary now!"

Against The Joker

• "Time to change, clown!"
• "Pick a shape, Joker!"
• "Let's see you laugh now!"
• "Anything's cuter than a creepy clown!"

Against Rick

• "Rick on Rick VIOLENCE!"
• "Don't make this weird, you creep."
• "Got a special surprise for myself!"
• "Not like we haven't done this before."

Against Shaggy

• "Right in the Scooby Snacks!"
• "How's THAT for a clue?"
• "How you like THAT, bell-bottoms?"
• "Get a haircut!"

Against Wonder Woman

• "Hey, it DOES work on Amazons!"
• "Ha! Not even gods are impervious!"
• "Look, DEMI-demigod."
• "Oh, she's gonna murder me for that one."

Against Agent Smith

• "Hey, it doesn't just work on organics!"
• "Think of it as some light reprogramming."
• "Here's a variable for your computer ass!"
• "Now THAT'S what I call reformatting."

Against Beetlejuice

• "Got a delivery for your necrotic ass!"
• "You're dead! You won't feel a thing!"
• "Right up the astral plane!"

Taunts

General

• "When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours."
• "It's not all bad, though."
• "You quit school, but you still got some learnin' to do."
• "Excuuuse me?"
• "Doesn't make a lot of sense but... gonna stand by it."
• "This guy gets it."
• "Yeah, suck it!"
• "Show me what you got!"
• "So your origin is what, you fell into a vat of uselessness?"
• "Gonna riggity-wreck you up!"
• "I'll take you on. Uh, I'll take you all on!"
• "I'm the smartest person in the universe. What are you? NOTHING."
• "You know who I am? I'm Rick Sanchez, baby! HAIL TO THE KING!"
• "You wanna get nuts, let's get nuts! Yeah, that's a quote."
• "I've had farts that are smarter than you."
• "Huff this breeze, chucklenuts!"
• "Hope my grandkids are watching! Watching reeeal close."
• "Anybody got baby powder? All this fighting is giving me some reeeeeal swamp ass." (Mature Language)
• "Thanks for taking a break scrolling your phone long enough to play a little video game, [belch] asshole. (Mature Language)
• "God, how do they even clear their rights to all these goddamn characters?"
• "Oh yeah, time to get schwifty." (dance taunt)
• "Rick dance, aw yeah, really got to copyright this one!" (dance taunt)
• "Alien courtship dance." (dance taunt)
• "High degree of difficulty." (dance taunt)

With Garnet

• "You are smashing it UP out there."
• "I have a lot of respect for any couple that smashes douchebags together."
• "Man, how do you get your hair to do that... that square thing?"
• "If only Morty can smash people with giant crystal fists. Actually, that gives me an idea."

With Morty

• "Ha, you get those moves from my side."
• "You see that one, Morty? You see Grandpa?"
• "Gotta admit, Morty, you're doing better in here than I thought you would."
• "Don't Jerry this up now, Morty!"
• "You're doin' great, Morty. Just keep, uh, hitting more than you get hit."
• "How're those augments working, Morty? You're not tasting blue, right?"
• "And that's why your Grandpa says always remember to stretch."

Against Banana Guard

• "[sarcastic] Uh oh, look out everyone! It's the toughest guard in the Caaaandy Kingdom."
• "Ugh, I almost feel bad about beating up a piece of fruit."
• "You think I'll take it easy on you because you're a banana? Think again, asshole." (Mature Language)

Against Batman

• "You ever worry you're overcompensating with the whole cape thing? Or the car? Or the cave?"
• "If you're Earth's Greatest Detective, your Earth's got a reeeal low bar."

Against Jake the Dog

• "Would anyone judge me for making a coat out of the stretchy dog?"
• "If anyone asks, the dog kicked me first."
• "Oh man, the shit I'd do with those stretchy powers." (Mature Language)
• "Bring it on, you taffy-skinned son of a bitch." (Mature Language)

Against The Joker

• "Jesus, no wonder Harley broke up with you."
• "Go write some twisted poetry about it, you circus freak."
• "If I were Batman, I would've killed you YEARS ago. Casually, like not even a second thought. Over breakfast."
• "Weren't you like, Emperor of the Universe once? What the hell happened?"

Against Rick

• "Geez, talk about your bargain basement, back alley Ricks."
• "Who sent you? Someone from the Citadel?"
• "Ugh, I thought fighting myself would be hotter than this."
• "Who needs therapy when you can punch your own duplicate in the face?"

Against Shaggy

• "Only mystery you'll be solving is how to reattach your arms."
• "Whoa. Your energy levels are... what are you?"
• "Lemme guess, you got a liberal arts degree?"
• "Okay, you skinny freak. I'm gonna break you in half."

Against Wonder Woman

• "Ooh, ooh! Do the lasso of truth next!"
• "But, seriously, what the hell is up with the invisible jet?"
• "Maybe I need to visit Themyscira."
• "I don't usually like to cower, but for you, I'd make an exception."

Against Agent Smith

• "Look at Mister IRS Agent over here. Got some weird forms for us to fill out?"
• "Spoiler alert, jackass: I'm the main character of your simulation."
• "1999 was not a good year for sunglasses."

Against Beetlejuice

• "More like 'Ghost With The Most Concerning Skincare Routine'!"
• "God, you are (belch) disgusting for all five senses."
• "I'd kill you one more time if I could."
• "Okay, how have we not cancelled this asshole ghost yet?" (mature language)

Win Quotes

General

• "All right, short mission. Good mission."
• "I guess it was me you should have impressed."
• "Uh yeah, just a few more design notes.. um."
• "That place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again."
• "God dammit I love myself."
• "Yeah, I feel the same way. May we never meet again."
• "You shoulda [burp] worked on your aim, bro."
• "And that's the waaaaay the news goes!"
• "Stop digging for hidden layers and just be impressed!"
• "It's still unacceptable behavior, and I do regret it."
• "Get riggity riggity WRECKED, sooon!"
• "Not bad, Drunk Rick. Not bad."
• "It was a BLOW out."
• "YEEEES!"
• "Was it my best work? I don't know."
• "You think anyone but me could do that, ever, in a billion years?"
• "Oh YEEAAH!"
• "Ha ha! Catchphrase, baby!"
• "Oh yeah, you like that?! Oh, I bet you did, didn't you, yeah!"
• "That's corporate synergy, baby!"
• "Oh yeah, you smell that crossover? Yeah! I demolished that shit!" (Mature Language)
• "Right now, I hate myself just a tiny bit less than usual."
• "Hey, that was fun! That almost felt good!"
• "I don't discuss problems. I INCINERATE them."
• "When they start getting anime crossovers in here, that's when you really know the maw of capitalism is going DOWN on this shit." (Mature Language)
• "Barely even used my ray gun on that one."
• "And another bunch of assholes put in their place." (Mature Language)
• "Peace among worlds, baby!"

With Garnet

• "Oh YEAH! Rick Sanchez and Garnet! We did it, baby!"
• "Next time we're in the same universe, we should do this again. You're alright."
• "You know something? It's nice having a competent partner for once."
• "I'd fist bump you if I wasn't afraid of you shattering every bone in my arm."

With Morty

• "See, Morty? You're not a loser. I don't care what anyone says."
• "Yeah! Carried us through another one!"
• "Ah yeah! Another classic Rick and Morty victory!"
• "You did your grandpa proud back there, Morty. Maybe my genes are in there after all."
• "I'm putting you on my list of least-incompetent Morties."
• "You know what girls love, Morty? Winners. And you're like half a winner now."
• "I'll give you this: you're not the worst Morty I've ever been saddled with."

Against Banana Guard

• "I mean, did we really think Banana Guard stood a chance here?"
• "I'll be honest, banana: you did better than I ever expected."
• "THAT was the best the Candy Kingdom has to offer? Geez."
• "You were definitely one of the tougher bananas I've fought. I'll give you that much."

Against Batman

• "And there's more where that came from, rich boy!"
• "Tell it to your therapist, you pointy-eared headcase."
• "Kind of makes all your rogues look like chumps, huh?"

Against Jake the Dog

• "I'm sure you'll bend back to shape eventually."
• "Ha ha, snap back from that!"
• "Take that, you filthy shapeshifter!"
• "How you like them bacon pancakes?"

Against Jason Voorhees

• "Stick to the teen slaughtering, you bald cinder block!"
• "Now memories of this ass-whooping can be what haunt YOU."
• Hahaha! Like I always said, 80s horror is BULLSHIT! I said it! Suck it!" (Mature Language)

Against The Joker

• "Ha! Now take your clown ass back to Gotham and find a new gimmick."
• "Uh oh. What twisted revenge are you gonna dream up for me?"
• [belch] "Take your big shoes and hit the bricks!"
• "Starting to wonder why Batman has such a hard time with you."
• "Oh, don't cry. You'll mess up your face paint."

Against Rick

• "Looks like the best Rick won that one."
• "Go on back to the Citadel or whoever the hell sent you and tell them... uh, tell them- [farts] Ugh!"
• "Now hand over your Rick Card so I can tear it up and make you eat it."

Against Shaggy

• "Boo yeah, you deadbeat! Get in your stupid Mystery Machine and hit the road!"
• "Your weapon was a sandwich! Of course you lost!"
• "Looks like we solved the mystery of who's the stronger fighter."

Against Wonder Woman

• "Hey, Wonder Woman. Uh, for the record, you can kick the shit outta me any day." (Mature Language)
• "I'll be honest. When I heard the Greek gods thing, I was a little worried."
• "Yeah, baby! Now where'd you park that invisible jet?"
• "How this rizzless wonder ever got a franchise is friggin' beyond me."

Against Agent Smith

• "How's that feel, computer man?"
• "Having a hard time computing that one?"
• "And humanity beats AI trash again!"
• "I'll have my toaster send you tips on how to be a better AI."

Trivia

• Just like Morty and Evil Morty, all of Rick's and SEAL Team Rick's voice lines during beta are recycled from various Rick and Morty episodes. For relaunch however they gained new lines from their new voice actors, including Ian Cardoni for the latter.