Mojo Jojo/Audio

This is an audio page related to Mojo Jojo, who acts as a stage hazard on The City of Townsville.

Arrival

General

• "Yes, it is I, Mojo Jojo, and Mojo Jojo is the one that is me!"
• "Tremble, Townsville, for MOJO JOJO has arrived, and Mojo Jojo shall be your doom!"
• "All the multiverse shall fall beneath the heel of I, Mojo Jojo!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, will conquer not just the world, but ALL the worlds! Prepare yourselves for conquering!"
• "When I am finished, they shall rename this game MOJOVERSUS."
• "I, Mojo Jojo, confess that I enjoy a good crossover episode... when done RESPECTFULLY."

Against Batman

• "You should have stayed in Gotham and left Townsville to me, Mojo Jojo!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, do not fear a bat, but a bat will soon fear the might of MOJO JOJO!"
• "Let us see which is stronger: the batted man's little toys or the genius inventions of Mojo Jojo!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, have heard such impressive things about Batman, but do you have a saucer? Mojo Jojo does!"

Against The Joker

• "If you've come for a team-up, I, Mojo Jojo, regret to inform you that Mojo Jojo does not work with clowns!"
• "It seems that legal has finally cleared the Joker's visit to Townsville! Mwahahah!"
• "[gasp] Finally! A diabolical mind worthy of working with me, Mojo Jojo!"
• "It seems that the circus has left one of its clowns at the feet of me, Mojo Jojo!"

Against Shaggy

• "The only sandwiches you will be eating will be sandwiches of shame and loss eaten through a straw!"
• "Of everyone the multiverse could send, they send Shaggy? I, Mojo Jojo, am almost insulted."
• "There are not enough Scooby Snacks in the world to prepare you to face me, Mojo Jojo!"
• "I hope you have already bidden your little dog farewell, mwahahah!"

Against Velma

• "The only mystery you will be solving is the mystery of why you lost to Mojo Jojo!"
• "Oooh, a smarty pants little girl. Do you think you are smarter than Mojo Jojo, who is me?!"
• "[sarcastically] Oh no, look out. She has SASS."
• "Sass does not frighten the mighty ego of MOJO JOJO."

Against Wonder Woman

• "Your antique gladiatorial weapons do not frighten the mighty science of MOJO JOJO."
• "The only wondering you will be doing is the wondering at the might of MOJO JOJO."
• "No Lasso of Truth can contain the pervasive truth that is Mojo Jojo, the truthiest truth of all."
• "Let us see if your little shield can defend against the destructive power of Mojo Jojo."

Against The Powerpuff Girls

• "It seems that even in the Multiverse, I, Mojo Jojo, cannot escape little girl superheroes!"
• "Let us settle this once and for all, Powerpuff Girls!"
• "You Powerpuff Girls will not defeat Mojo Jojo, for I, Mojo Jojo will be doing the defeating!"
• "I hope you do not hope to win, Powerpuff Girls, because the winner shall be MOJO JOJO."

With The Rowdyruff Boys

• "Now ATTACK, my Rowdyruff Boys! Make Daddy proud!"
• "Now remember, you're Daddy's special boys. ATTACK!"

Against The Rowdyruff Boys

• "I, Mojo Jojo, should have KNOWN you boys would turn on your father!"
• "It seems the Rowdyruff Boys need to be reminded who is in charge. The answer is me, MOJO JOJO!"

Attacks

Laser

General

• "Charging LASER."
• "Preparing laser attack!"
• "TASTE THE TASTE OF LASER!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, am cooking up a special LASER TASTING treat."
• "MWAHAHAH. Laser. MWAHAHA."
• "This laser being fired by Mojo Jojo will destroy you, the enemies of me, Mojo Jojo!"
• "Saucer, prepare the destructo-ray!"
• "MOJO LASER!"
• "FIRE!"
• "How does this LASER feel?!"

Against The Joker

• "TARGETING JOKER."
• "Impressed, Joker? I, Mojo Jojo, created it myself."
• "I bet you don't have anything like this back in Gotham."
• "Dealing from the bottom of the deck, mwahahah."
• "Where's your laser, Joker? Oh, right, you do not have one."
• "Now stop laughing!"

Against The Powerpuff Girls

• "Recognize this, Powerpuffs?"
• "I have an old friend in this saucer, mwahahah!"
• "I have a special laser just for you, little girls!"
• "Dodge, little girls!"
• "Punch THIS, Powerpuffs!"
• "Even stronger than your laser eyes!"

Magnet

General

• "Don't be scared, come closer to me, Mojo Jojo."
• "Comically large magnet, ENGAGE."
• "Do you feel that gentle pulling?"
• "Now watch your step."
• "Get AWAY!"
• "Firing Mojo Magnet!"
• "Go go Mojo Jojo MAGNET!"
• "Mojo Jojo Magnet, REPEL!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, have always been told I have a magnetic personality."
• "I hope you find this magnet as repelling as I, Mojo Jojo, find you."

Against The Joker

• "The Mojo Magnet should stop your laughing!"
• "There is nothing funny about magnetism!"
• "Come here, where I, Mojo Jojo, can keep an eye on you, laughing boy!"

Against Velma

• "Go solve mysteries over there!"
• "Stay away from Mojo Jojo with your clue-finding!"
• "Prepare to solve the mystery of MAGNETISM."

Against The Powerpuff Girls

• "Recognize the Mojo Magnet?"
• "Feel the power of MAGNETISM, Powerpuffs!"
• "Come closer, Powerpuffs."

Against The Rowdyruff Boys

• "Little boys begone! Daddy needs some space."
• "When you push Daddy too far, HE PUSHES BACK."

Bombs

General

• "Prepare to feel the sting of EXPLOSIONS."
• "[Delighted] You can tell they're bombs by their cute little fuses."
• "Firing bombs!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, have some rather explosive surprises for you!"
• "Here, catch!"

Against The Joker

• "Take this, accursed clown!"
• "You are not the only one with bombs, Joker!"
• "How do you like THESE bombs, Joker?"

Against The Powerpuff Girls

• "Special little toys for special little girls."
• "Delivery for the Powerpuff Girls!"
• "Does your Chemical X keep you safe from EXPLOSIONS?"

Anubis Head

General

• "Borrowed this from the museum!"
• "Unleashing the ANUBIS HEAD."
• "Prepare to get fluffy!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, summon the power of Anubis!"
• "By the power of Anubio Crystals!"
• "Prepare for your doggy doom!"

Against Velma

• "I have a doggy mystery for youuu."
• "Seen one of these before, mystery girl?"
• "Tremble before the mystery of the head of Anubis!"

Against The Powerpuff Girls

• "More like Power-PUP Girls! Mwahahah!"
• "How do you like that, Powerpuff Pooches?"
• "Do you ever feel like we've done this before?"

Used as Platform

General

• "Get off my saucer! So says Mojo Jojo!"
• "Do not touch the saucer!"
• "Stop! Cease! Desist!"
• "That is the ship of MOJO JOJO you are trotting on!"
• "This is NOT a sightseeing platform!"
• "I hate when people step on my ship."
• "Remove your horrible feet from the ship that belongs to me, Mojo Jojo!"
• "Hey! Watch the paint!"
• "This is the ship of Mojo Jojo, who is me, the one flying this ship!"

Against Batman

• "Brood elsewhere!"
• "If you were really so smart, you wouldn't stand on the saucer of Mojo Jojo!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, will FLING you back to Gotham!"
• "Don't you have a bat-themed saucer of your own?"
• "Your gadgets better not scratch the saucer of Mojo Jojo!"

Against The Joker

• "Remove your clown shoes from the ship of Mojo Jojo!"
• "Get out of here, Joker!"
• "Find your own clown car!"
• "It is very RUDE to touch another villain's saucer."

Against Velma

• "Bah! Look for clues elsewhere!"
• "You will find no mysteries to solve there!"

Against The Powerpuff Girls

• "You Power Pests better get off my saucer!"
• "I sense your disrespect, little girls."
• "Begone, Powerpuff Girls!"
• "This is MY ship, Powerpuffs! Get your own!"

Against The Rowdyruff Boys

• "This is not a plaything! This is Daddy's saucer!"
• "You horrible little boys better not scratch the paint!"

Damaged/Defeated

General

• "Why did I, Mojo Jojo, not label any of these buttons?!"
• "You will pay for that! Both metaphorically, and the saucer repair bill."
• "Curses! So many flashing lights!"
• "Oh no. I, Mojo Jojo, am going to be sick!"
• "You will pay for any damage to the ship of Mojo Jojo!"
• "Curses curses CURSES!"
• "You cannot see, but I, Mojo Jojo, am VERY UPSET right now!"
• "This is horribly disorienting!"
• "What-? No matter. I, Mojo Jojo, will still emerge victorious!"
• "Augh, this is only a minor setback to the greatness that is MOJO JOJO."
• "Now you have unleashed the full wrath of MOJO JOJO who is ME and full of wrathful fullness!"
• "You have just mail-ordered your doom with postage paid by... MOJO JOJO."
• "I, Mojo Jojo, cannot be stopped by mere vehicular sabotage!"
• "[under breath] Stupid... saucer... You are embarrassing Mojo Jojo!"
• "Now all of Townsville - no, the MULTIVERSE - shall SUFFER."
• "CURSES! Mojo Jojo will not take such disrespect to Mojo Jojo lying down!"

Against Batman

• "Curse you, Batman! When I, Mojo Jojo, regain control I will make you regret damaging my saucer!"
• "Curses! Do you see me, Mojo Jojo, going to Gotham and damaging YOUR gadgets?"
• "You are just a man who dresses as a bat! How could you do this to the saucer of Mojo Jojo?!"
• "You will pay for the damage you've done to my saucer! My sources tell me you are good for it."

Against The Joker

• "That horrible clown will pay for embarrassing me, Mojo Jojo!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, have now decided that the Joker is an enemy of Mojo Jojo, who is me, who hates the Joker!"
• "There is only room for one supervillain in Townsville, and that villain is me! MOJO JOJO."
• "After all the IP negotiation to get us in one place, this is how you treat me?!"
• "No clown will defeat the mighty brain of Mojo Jojo!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, am removing you from my villainous holiday card list!"
• "Joker! I, Mojo Jojo, require your assistance!" (if damaged by another fighter while Joker is present)
• "Did you see that, Joker?! The disrespect dealt to your mighty ally, Mojo Jojo?!" (if damaged by another fighter while Joker is present)

Against Velma

• "Curse you, meddling kid!"
• "Curses! You shall pay for what you have done, mystery solver!"
• "I grow tired of the mystery-solving girl! Now PERISH!"
• "The Mojo Saucer will not be defeated by an amateur detective!"
• "I, Mojo Jojo, would have gotten away with it... and will STILL get away with it!"
• "[to self] She is just one mystery-solving girl! How could she do this to me, Mojo Jojo?!"
• "You should never have left your stinky little van to face me, Mojo Jojo!"
• "After I regain control of the Mojo Saucer, you will only be looking for clues in your hospital room!"

Against The Powerpuff Girls

• "Curses! Another Powerpuff predicament!"
• "How do they always DO THIS?!"
• "You girls just wait until Mojo regains control!"
• "My beautiful saucer, what did those horrible little girls do to you?!"
• "Curse you, Powerpuff Girls!"
• "You silly little girls! So many years we have been doing this!"
• "Now, you Powerpuffs will face the true wrath of me, MOJO JOJO."
• "I, Mojo Jojo, am through being disrespected by the Powerpuff Girls!"

Against The Rowdyruff Boys

• "Daddy told you, only fight heroes!"
• "Oh, never should have made those boys..."
• "Why did I make those boys so strong?!"
• "And they haven't even hit puberty yet!"
• "Curses! I should never have created you naughty little boys!"
• "Boys, it is RUDE to interrupt your father!"
• "Come now, boys! Save Papa Mojo!" (if damaged by another fighter while The Rowdyruff Boys are present)
• "Curses! You boys are embarrassing me!"
• "Snips, snails, puppy dog tails, WHAT was I thinking?!"
• "Curse you boys! Do you know how much work it takes Daddy to maintain this saucer?!"