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Non-Combat Quotes

Character Select

• "Straight outta Arkham!"
• "Don't judge a book by it's cover - I went to med school, y'know."
• "I'm cute. I'm fun. I'm gonna kick your teeth in."
• "Send in the clowns, hot stuff."
• "Oh, this is gonna be fun. Just you wait and see."
• "Charmed, I'm sure."
• "Great choice, dollface."
• "Don't worry - I'm a professional."

Menu Interaction

• "What? Kinda busy, ya know."
• "Spit it out already. We ain't got all day!"
• "You talkin' to me? Ha!"
• "Lemme guess, you wanna train or somethin'."
• "If you wanna talk, then talk!"
• "You uh, wanna train or something? What?"
• "If you wanna train, just say so."
• "Ya need somethin'?"
• "Well, look who it is! Whatcha want?"

Match Start Quotes

General

• "[laughs] Is that really what you wear to a fight!?"
• "Harley train coming! Choo choo!"
• "My roommate thinks I have anger issues. Let's see what you think!"
• "Don't forget to stretch!"
• "On a scale of 1 to 10, I am freakin' PUMPED for this."
• "Meet my friend, Mr. Hammer!"
• "Hope your head is harder than my hammer!"
• "Ain't nobody does it like I do."
• "Hi, I'm Harley. I like long walks and hittin' goons with giant hammers."
• "Why did the Harley cross the road? Why dontcha come over and find out."
• "This hammer Ain't just for show, toots."
• "Oooh, you been trainin'? Hope so, for your sake."
• ”You’ve got insurance, right?”
• "This will be fun."

Against Batman

• "Oh B-Man. We just gots to stop meeting like this."
• "Hey Batman, What's got pointy ears and a face beggin' for a hammer? [snicker]"
• "Care to dance, B-Man? I'll lead."
• "Posion Ivy wanted me to pass a couple punches. Just from her."
• "Oh wait'll I tell Ivy about this."
• "Well heyyyy Batty-boy. Miss me?"

Against Wonder Woman

• "Wonder Woman! Holy smokes!"
• "Ooh if Wundy hits me? I may never wash that spot again."
• "Woah! It's not every day you get to murdalize Wonder Woman!"
• "Do you prefer Wundy? Wonder? Or Ms. Woman? Right. Punchin' first."

Against Rick

• "Hey, there's only room for one morally grey anti-hero around here, Sanchez."
• "Hope one of those gizmos makes fresh diapers, you old fart."
• "Are all those gadgets compensating for something, Rick?"

Against Black Lantern Superman

• "Wow, Superman. You're looking a little... corpse-y."
• "Okay, who zombified Supes?"
• "Bring it on, Super-cadever."

With LeBron James

• "Ha! I'm teamed up with King James!"
• "You ever wanna do business in Gotham just, you know... hit me up, 'Bron."

With Arya Stark

• "[gasp] You have a list of names TOO? Oh, we're gonna be BESTIES."
• "Oh! A pint size assassin with a murder streak? So cute!"
• "Stick with me, shortstack. We'll friggin' RULE these chumps."
• "Okay, Arya. Let's knock these creeps out quick, then I'm thinkin' mani-pedis."

With Morty

• "Stick with me, kid. I'll show you the ropes. And the chains."
• "We win this, yer acne meds are on me, kid!"
• "Hahahaa! You're gonna be my stooge now!"

With Gizmo

• "*chuckles* Well, if this ain't the darn cutest team-up I've ever had!"
• "Go for the eyes, Gizmo!"
• "Haha! When this battle is over, I'm squeezing your little cheeks!"

With The Joker

• "Ready, puddin'? I know I am."
• "Oh Joker, this is gonna be fun!"
• "Yeah! Let's make some mayhem, Joker!"

Against The Joker

• "You ain't no prince, you BUM."
• "Enemies again, huh? Typical."
• "Guess our lil love/hate thing is back to HATE."

Respawn Quotes

General

• "[groans] Not nice. Not cool!"
• "Yeah, baby! You hit like a girl!"
• "Back and MADDER than ever!"
• "Yow! That friggin' hurts, y'know!"
• "Not cool!"
• "Okay, who's the creep that DID THAT!?"
• "Ow ow ow ow, that sucked!"
• "I'm comin' for ya now!"

Against Batman

• "B-Man, you have a talent for pushing my buttons like nobody else."
• "Ugh, just like old, stupid, times B-Man."
• "Yer goin' back to Gotham in a slop bucket, Batsy."
• "Do you even remember why we fight anymore, B-Man? Cuz I'm havin' a good time."

Against Rick

• "I'm gonna stick that portal gun where the sun don't shine."
• "Best two outta three, you old nerd!"
• "Gonna be seein' those stupid Meeseeks in my dreams."

Against Black Lantern Superman

• "You might be dead, but you still hit like a truck, huh?"
• "[shudders] Creepy creepy creepy."
• "I'm gonna make you DOUBLE dead, Super-Zombie."

Against The Joker

• "Augh! You'll pay for that one, Mister J!"
• "You lost the best thing you ever had goin, creep."
• "After everything I've done for you, that's how you treat me?"

During Combat Quotes

General

• "BAM!"
• "Get a load of THIS!"
• "Somebody call a doctor! Hahaha!"
• "Gotcha!"
• "You'll feel this in the morning!"
• "Get stomped, creep!"
• "Batter up!"
• "Hahaha, violent!"
• "Ha! Got ya, nerds!"
• "And stay down!"
• "KerPOW!"
• "Swing!"
• "Did that hurt? Good."
• "And they call me a clown!"

Against Batman

• "Holy head trauma, B-man!"
• "Yeah haha, love bashin' on B-Man."
• "Got a gadget for THIS?"
• "Right in the Bat-face!"

Against Black Lantern Superman

• "Deathday present!"
• "You still got bones in you?"

Taunts

General

• "I'm gonna feed you to my hyenas, creep!"
• "That was badass!" (Mature language)
• "You really think you can keep up with me, sugar?"
• "Bitchin'!" (Mature language)
• "Holy shitburgers!" (Mature language)
• "Oh you ain't even seem 'psycho' yet."
• "Come give Mr. Hammer a kiss."
• "You havin' fun? Cuz I am!"
• "Oh! Something's wrong with your throat! My boot ain't on it."
• "Let me show you something I learned in Arkham."
• "I'm beauty, I'm grace, I'll kick you in the face!"
• "C'mere. Got somethin' for ya."

Against Batman

• "So... You leave Robin home alone, or do you hire a robin-sitter?"
• "Oh, I'm gonna tie you up by those pointy ears!"
• "C'mon B-Man. You ain't afraid of lil' ol' me, are ya?"
• "We need to szuh up your bat-suit. I'm thinking three button with a nip waist."

Against Black Lantern Superman

• "Ugh, Supes, you smell like an old bandage and an empty glass of milk."
• "Yick, I hate zombies. And lima beans."
• "Woof, looks like someone left Supes out in the rain."

Against Wonder Woman

• "You won't hold this against me, right? RIGHT?"
• "Would you call that a unitard, or more like a swimsuit look?"
• "She's so magnificent! I hate to muss her up!"
• "It's a 'wonder' we didn't do this sooner! Ha!"

Against Rick

• "How in the WORLD do you have a grandkid?"
• "God I hate creepy old dudes like you."
• "I'm Rick. Science, science, booze, burp."

With Arya Stark

• "Arya, wooo! We gotta get you a bigger sword!"
• "Bubbie, me and you? We're like sympatico!"
• "This is more of a folie à deux-it-again!"
• "You ever consider therapy, Arya? I think you could use it."

With LeBron James

• "Bron! Bron! How you think I'd do on the court?"
• "Y'know, with your entrepreneurial spirit, you could be a great supervillain."
• "You are even taller in person."

With Morty

• "Morty! Babe! You gotta be more confident!"
• "Do you just have, like, a whole closet of yellow shirts?"
• "Is it exhausting to be so nervous all the time?"

With Gizmo

• "Are you sure I can't feed you after midnight?"
• "[laughs] Aw, he's so fluffy!"
• "You are so cute I wanna eat you! You get that a lot?"

Against The Joker

• "I know all your moves, Joker, and they won't work!"
• "They say there's a thin line between love and hate... but not this time!"
• "Ugh, I hate your stupid green hair and your stupid... beautiful... smile. UGH."

Win Quotes

General

• "That's another one for Harley! And the crowd goes wild!"
• "See? Told ya, hun."
• "Ha-ho! You are a joker all night for SURE!"
• "Hey, you really think that Harley rolls? That's me."
• "I'm more proud of my doctorate, but this is good too."
• "Ha! Good riddance to bad rubbish."
• "Nothin' like a good fight to get the blood pumpin'. Yeah!"
• "What was that? 'I stink and Harley rules?' I agree!"
• "Oh, it's a froyo night for sure!"

Against Batman

• "Tsk tsk tsk. All those toys and you still couldn't beat me."
• "Oh, sorry, O Pointy-Eared One. That's the way the bat-cookie crumbles!"
• "I am vengeance. I am the night. Blah blah blah. Batman. That's YOU! That's what you sound like."
• "Just like I thought! Hammer beats BAT!"

Against Wonder Woman

• "You're still wonderful, just, like, silver edition."
• "Hey listen, don't feel bad. I fight dirty."
• "Now that we're done, can I get a selfie? Maybe a tug of war with the lasso? No?"
• "I know, I won, but I still want your wonder-graph."

Against Black Lantern Superman

• "More like yawn of the dead!"
• "THE LIVING ARE VICTORIOUS!"
• "Okay, deathly Superman. Get back to your death dimension."

With LeBron James

• "Are you feeling this teamup as much as I am? I'm thinking MERCH."
• "I loved you in that one movie, bee tee dubs."

With Arya Stark

• "You're like the bloodthirsty little sister I never had."
• "You need help with that list? I could go for some vengeance."
• "Water dancin'! What a concept! Love it!"
• "You ever think about joinin' a gang, Arya? I got an opening for a vicious lil' cutie just like you."

With Morty

• "You're alright, for a mid-pubescent shrimp."
• "Okay, now Summer will DEFINITELY be impressed."
• "Hey, you ever want a less dysfunctional minion experience, you call me."

With Gizmo

• "Aww, way to keep it cute, Gizmo."
• "Yeah! Nice work, fuzzball!"
• "Yahaa! I'm sticking you in my purse and taking you home!"

Against The Joker

• "Aww, puddin', did you even try?"