Fern/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Fern.

Non-Combat Quotes

Character Select

• "I'm Finn Mertens, man."
• "I'm one hundred percent hero. Everyone knows that."
• "Sure you didn't mean to pick Finn?"
• "What? Oh, okay."
• "Who needs chopping?"
• "Yes. Great choice. Mmhmm."
• "Finn here. Ah—I mean Fern! Fern."
• "Fern's the name, rhyming's not my thing."
• "Oh WOW, you're picking me? huh."
• "Oh, it's time for a big boy fight, huh?"

Menu Interaction

• "Fern Mertens here!"
• "I wish you could solve all problems by severing a tendon."
• "Ok, I'm not THE Finn, but I'm still pretty good. Maybe better."
• "You know that feeling when you've got a tickle at the back of your frond? No?"
• "Boy, am I hungry, but I don't know what to eat... Kidding! Photosynthesis."
• "Oh, I'm feeling extra leafy today."

Match Start Quotes

General

• "Don't call me Grass Finn!"
• "Don't dink this up, Fern..."
• "Glad I photosynthesized this morning.
• "I've got some impulse control issues."
• "Whoop whoop, fightin' time!"
• "You down to try this Fern style?"
• ”Grass boys don’t bleed. How about you?”

With Finn the Human

• "A Finn-Fern team-up. Excellent."
• "No hard feelings about all that evil grass magic stuff, right?"
• "Ooo's greatest heroes fighting together again!"
• "Watch me, Finn! Watch me!"

With Garnet

• "A Grass Boy and a Crystal Gem. Neat."
• "Garnet! It's me! Regular old Finn the Human!"
• "Let's put the squoze on 'em, Garnet."
• "You and Finn had a crossover before, right?"

With Jake the Dog

• "Ha ha, yeah. Classic Fern and Jake team-up fight."
• "I'm like your brother, only leafier."
• "Jake, rake, birthday cake."
• "Just treat me like you treat other Finn, okay?"

With Morty

• "Do you have any science junk for severing tendons?"
• "I like your giant arm. Can it kill people?"
• "Oh, I've heard all about you, Morty."
• "Wow, look at me. Teamed up with THE Morty."

Respawn Quotes

General

• "Augh, dinked it up, again!"
• "Boy, that was a taste of my own mortality. Ha."
• "C'mon, Fern style! FERN STYLE."
• "Don't be a scrub-up, Fern!"
• "Get outta here with that bad jazz."
• "Gotta learn from my dinks."
• "I am glad Neptr wasn't here to see that."
• "Man I wish I had tree senses."
• "Okay, now I'm gonna sever your tendons."
• "Think think think, what would Finn do?"

During Combat Quotes

General

• "Chop chop chop!"
• "I'm just like Finn, right BMO?" (Down Special)
• "BMO GO!" (Down Special)
• "Protect the leafy buns." (Down Special)
• "Now I'm faster than Finn!" (Down Special)
• "Schwing! Schwing!"
• "Time for grass to do the steppin'!"

Taunts

General

• "Ah! I can't breathe! Oh wait, I never breathe."
• "Did I hear someone say they need a chopping?"
• "Don't skrunk with me, man."
• "Fern the Human, 100% hero."
• "I think I'd make a great Finn, don't you?"
• "I've got all of Finn's good dance memories."
• "PHOTOSYNTHESIZE!"
• "These are those big boy dance moves."
• "[quiet] You wanna do this library style?"
• "Wow. You're a real so and so huh? Ha."

With Finn the Human

• "Don't mind me, Finn. Just observing you."
• "Don't worry. I don't think I'm totally evil yet."
• "I bet people can barely tell the difference between us."
• "So that's how YOU do hero stuff. Interesting!"

With Garnet

• "Are there any grass boys on your planet?"
• "Can you introduce me to Watermelon Steven?"
• "I see why Finn likes you so much, Garnet."
• "Wow, can you teach me to punch like you?"

With Jake the Dog

• "Ha ha. Just like back in the treehouse, am I right? Boy!"
• "I'll chop 'em, you do the stretchy stuff."
• "Just two brothers fighting evil, right?"
• "More like Adven-Fern Time. Am I right?"

With Morty

• "Aw man, I should've worn MY little yellow shirt."
• "Let's channel some anger, Morty."
• "Morty. That arm of yours terrifies me."
• "Morty and I could go to therapy... or we could just do some violence."

Win Quotes

General

• "And that's a win for this grass boy!"
• "Glad all that evil got vanquished. By me."
• "Huh. And I didn't even need to kill anyone."
• "I always knew I was the real Finn."
• "Let's celebrate with some of that good sugary stuff!"
• "Maybe I AM a real hero."
• "Maybe now the globs will forgive me."
• "Well that was fun. Thanks for not killing me and stuff."
• "What now, Grass Wizard?"

With Finn the Human

• "Boy, we sure have come a long way since I was your weird sword."
• "Gee Finn, I wish we could stay friends like this forever."
• "Just two amazing Finns, both doing an amazing job."
• "See Finn? If anything ever happens to you... I can take over."

With Garnet

• "Tell Watermelon Steven I said hi."
• "That's a win for team Grass and Gem!"
• "Those gauntlets sure are the tops for punch-times, huh?"
• "We sure were Stronger Than Them, huh?"

With Jake the Dog

• "Jake and Fern, brothers forever. FOREVER."
• "Jake, did you see that? We won! Oh, thank the glob!"
• "Just like with Finn, right bro?"
• "Who wants bacon pancakes?"

With Morty

• "At first I thought the snake laser was weird, but you sure proved me wrong."
• "Morty and Fern! Dunking on fools since-! Like, five minutes ago, I guess."
• "See Morty? No need to cry and be so scared."
• "That's what we call a big boy win."