Marvin the Martian/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Marvin the Martian and Commander X2.

Character Select

 * "[maniacal laughter, then] Lovely."
 * "I believe we will have the most marvelous time."
 * "Just point me at the inferior weaklings whom I am to crush."
 * "You won't regret this choice. Promise!"
 * "Marvin the Martian, reporting for world domination!"
 * "At long last, it is Marvin's time to shine!"
 * "I will prepare my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!"
 * "Ah, yes, I will be your emperor - wait, what are we doing?"

Menu Interaction

 * "Mmm, yes?"
 * "I am ready for combat whenever you are."
 * "Oh, hello."
 * "This had better be important. For your sake."
 * "Is there something that requires my assistance?"
 * "Why, hello there."
 * "Earthlings do love talking, don't they?"
 * "Didn't see you there, inferior being."
 * "Yet something else to chatter about, Earthling?"
 * "I was just calibrating my disintegration ray."

General

 * "How dandy. Another foe for me to crush!"
 * "Brace yourself for immediate disintegration!"
 * "Martian superiority is at hand!"
 * "Oh, this will be a lovely time."
 * "Look upon your doom!"
 * "Well, aren't you a lovely foe."
 * "My Disintegration Pistol is armed and ready for action!"
 * "Prepare yourself... for disintegration!"
 * "I hope you don't plan on begging for mercy - I hate that!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "The forces of Gotham will tremble at the feet of Mars."
 * "Your gadgets mean nothing, Earth man!"

Against Bugs Bunny Bugs Icon.png

 * "Your customary tomfoolery won't save you this time, Earth creature!"
 * "Disintegration ray set to... rabbit."
 * "Oh, how perfectly lovely to see you again."

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "The Amazons had their chance to ally with Mars!"
 * "Your pathetic shield will crumble before my ray gun!"

Against Superman Superman Icon.png

 * "Face me, Kryptonian Superstooge!"
 * "I declare war on Krypton in the name of Mars!"

Against Velma Velma Icon.png

 * "I will defeat you! And then turtleneck technology shall be mine!"
 * "Your intellect is far superior to your fellow Earthlings. Nevertheless, I shall vanquish you!"

With Gizmo Gizmo Icon.png

 * "I don't know what you are, but we shall destroy our enemies together!"
 * "Go forth, my fuzzy ally! In the name of Mars!"

With Iron Giant IronGiant Icon.png

 * "The might of the cosmos is upon you, inferior beings!"
 * "Oh, am I not the only invader here?"
 * "Are you from outer space? Perhaps we might carpool."
 * "[gasp] A fully-armed extra terrestrial battle mech. How lovely."

With Morty Morty Icon.png

 * "Ooh, what luck! A lackey with pre-broken spirit!"
 * "Fight for me, pubescent one!"

With Rick Rick Icon.png

 * "With our ray guns combined, we'll be unstoppable!"
 * "Prepare to face the might of two enormous brains!"
 * "Do *you* have an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator?"
 * "Are you ready, Sanchez of Earth?"

With Taz Taz Icon.png

 * "Well, this is certainly a most slobberous alliance."
 * "Now remember, Taz: chew on them, not me."
 * "Don't make me unleash this Tazmanian Devil on you!"
 * "Stop spitting on me - we're on the same side!"

General

 * "That's why every Martian invader has a plan B."
 * "I'm not mad, I'm just very, very hurt."
 * "There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom..."
 * "Homina homina homina?"
 * "I have returned, stronger than [cough] ever!"
 * "You won't make a fool of this Martian twice!"
 * "You have made me very angry, very angry indeed!"
 * "No more 'Mr. Nice Martian'."
 * "Being defeated makes me very angry!"
 * "Well, that wasn't how this was supposed to go!"

Against Shaggy Shaggy Icon.png

 * "What inestimable power do those sandwiches hold?!"
 * "In the name of Mars, I will extinguish your strange power!"
 * "By Phobos, I will grind you beneath my heel, earth layabout!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "I shall claim your gadgets in the name of Mars!"
 * "Where does that Earth man get those lovely toys?"
 * "Those infernal gadgets!"

Against Jake the Dog Jake Icon.png

 * "To the pound with you!"
 * "Infernal stretching canine!"

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 * "That Earth Child shall not win!"
 * "[Groggy] Swords are... so... unevolved!"

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "I admit I underestimated you, Amazon."
 * "Your lasso of truth cannot contain my superior technology!"
 * "By the moons of Mars, Themyscira will not win!"

Against Superman Superman Icon.png

 * "You were lucky that time, Kryptonian!"
 * "You are strong, Kryptonian, but are you strong enough?"
 * "A Martian won't take a Kryptonian attack lying down. Again."

Against Bugs Bunny Bugs Icon.png

 * "Oh dear, now I suppose I shall have to use force."
 * "You Earth rabbits are infuriating!"
 * "I'm getting very angry, earth creature."
 * "You're even worse than that duck."

Against Uncle Shagworthy UncleShagworthyIcon.png

 * "I shall steal your baubles in the name of Mars!"
 * "Conceited wealthy Earth human!"

General

 * "[angry yell]"
 * "Aha!"
 * "Martian engineering, don't fail me now!"
 * "Ray guns, don't fail me now!"
 * "For Mars!"
 * "Have at you!"
 * "You're making me angry!"
 * "This might hurt!"
 * "Take that!"
 * "This is for you!"
 * "Lovely!"
 * "Prepare for disintegration!"
 * "Well, zing!"
 * "In the name of Mars!"
 * "Look out, lifeform!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "Eat rays, man-that-is... uh... bat!"
 * "Bat-blast!"
 * "In the name of Mars, Batman!"

Against Bugs Bunny Bugs Icon.png

 * "It's over, rabbit!"
 * "How do you like it, 'Doc?'"
 * "Take this, rabbit!"

Against Shaggy Shaggy Icon.png

 * "Your Scooby Snax are mine!"
 * "Your power levels are nothing!"
 * "Here comes the kaboom, human wastrel!"

Against Superman Superman Icon.png

 * "Superman, superblasted!"
 * "Eat laser, Kryptonian!"
 * "Ha! Watch your cape!"

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "Set raygun to 'Amazon'!"
 * "Pow, Princess!"
 * "Take this, Amazon!"

General

 * "I claim this battle in the name of Mars!"
 * "Marvin the Martian never surrenders!"
 * "Disintegration ray primed and ready!"
 * "In the name of Mars!"
 * "Tremble before me, inferior beings!"
 * "Your destruction is already at hand!"
 * "I've been preparing for this all my life!"
 * "Marvin the Martian present."
 * "I haven't even gotten started."

Against Shaggy Shaggy Icon.png

 * "Your sparse whiskers are in for a pummeling!"
 * "You might be powerful, human slugabed, but I have Mars on my side!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "Your Gotham City stinks, and I don't care who knows it!"
 * "Ears won't save you from defeat, Earth human, no matter how pointy!"

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "Diana of the Amazons! Your face is primitive and asymmetrical!"
 * "I thought Princesses were supposed to have better manners!"

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 * "I would conquer Krypton, but it is already gone!"
 * "You should have sided with Mars, Kryptonian!"

Against Bugs Bunny Bugs Icon.png

 * "You'll wish you had never left that rabbit hole."
 * "I'll teach you to make a mockery of Mars!"
 * "I'm going to tie you up with those ridiculous ears!"
 * "Your unchecked shenanigans are at an end."

With Gizmo Gizmo Icon.png

 * "Goochie goochie goo, small fuzzy creature!"
 * "The Mogwai are surprisingly strong, indeed!"

With Iron Giant IronGiant Icon.png

 * "Don't you have a battle mode you could use?"
 * "Ooh, my very own giant. How delightful."
 * "Think of all the conquering we could do together!"
 * "This is a most fortuitous alliance, robot."

With Rick Rick Icon.png

 * "If you ever need ray gun tips, you can always ask me."
 * "Oh, how I'd like a Meeseeks for myself! Willing to share?"
 * "Where do you source your Kalaxian Crystals? Asking for a friend."
 * "You're so much more intelligent than all the other Earthlings."

With Taz Taz Icon.png

 * "I hear Tazmania is lovely to conquer this time of year."
 * "You might be an inferior being, but, for now, you're my inferior being."
 * "Can I get you a napkin? A handkerchief, perhaps?"
 * "How do you do all that spinning? I would be terribly dizzy."

General

 * "You may now refer to me as Emperor Marvin!"
 * "I shall enjoy ruling the flora and fauna of this bizarre void."
 * "That will teach you not to doubt the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!"
 * "Bow before me, inferior beings!"
 * "Ha ha! Losers!"
 * "How sweet victory tastes! Yes!"
 * "A-th-th, a-th-th, a-th-th, a-that's all, folks!"
 * "Oh goodie goodie, victory is mine!"
 * "Why, yes, victory is a lovely feeling."
 * "I hate to be the bearer of bad news... but I win!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "And here I was almost scared of the Batted Man."
 * "Didn't have the gadget for that, did you, Earth Man?"

Against Bugs Bunny Bugs Icon.png

 * "Maybe next time you'll invite me to be on your basketball team!"
 * "I shall begin my reign by implementing carrot tariffs."
 * "Where are your witticisms now, rabbit?"
 * "Your hijinks would never be tolerated on Mars!"

Against Shaggy Shaggy Icon.png

 * "Go back to your primitive snacks and leave the conquering to the Martians."
 * "As I said, lazybones Earth creature. You were no match for Mars!"

Against Superman Superman Icon.png

 * "But not faster than a speeding MARTIAN!"
 * "And so Mars bests Krypton."

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "Aha! All the gods of Olympus weren't enough to defeat Mars!"
 * "In the battle of Mars and Themyscira, Mars is the champion!"

With Gizmo Gizmo Icon.png

 * "If you ever make it to Mars, look me up, Mogwai."
 * "This day, the Mogwai and the Martian are champions supreme!"

With Iron Giant IronGiant Icon.png

 * "I would call that a... *giant* victory, wouldn't you? [self-amused chuckle]"
 * "I should have commandeered a giant ages ago."
 * "Excellent show, my robotic lackey."
 * "I knew our alliance would yield ample fruit, my mechanized minion!"

With Rick Rick Icon.png

 * "Excellent to have you as my underling, Rick Sanchez!"
 * "Wubba lubba dub-dub, indeed!"
 * "What do you say, Rick? Split the multiverse 60/40?"
 * "Perhaps I judged Earthling scientists too soon."

With Taz Taz Icon.png

 * "For a salivating pile of matted hair, you make quite the partner!"
 * "I suppose we can claim this victory for Mars and wherever you're from."
 * "Taz, perhaps you are not as inferior as I thought. ...no, you still are."
 * "When the rest of the Martians arrive, I will tell them to spare you, Taz."