Uncle Shagworthy/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Uncle Shagworthy.

Character Select

 * "Like, ready when you are, youngster."
 * "Like, this should be a hoot and a half."
 * "Fisticuffs, you say? Why yes, I've got some time."
 * "I believe you may know my nephew...?"

Menu Interaction

 * "You, uh, here about some training or something?"
 * "Oh, an unexpected visitor. What's the occasion?"
 * "Haven't gotten out in a minute. Like, what's the word?"
 * "Like, state your business."
 * "You haven't seen any jewels for sale around, have you? Like, haven't bought a new one recently."
 * "Yes? Something I can help you with?"
 * "Uncle Shagworthy, at your service."
 * "Like, just finished a sandwich. What's the news?"
 * "Phew, I'm famished. When's luncheon?"
 * "If you're looking for a handout, I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place."

General

 * "Like, this'll be even better than the Battle of Badon."
 * "You malicious miscreants don't stand a chance."
 * "Let's make this quick - I've got cufflinks to polish."
 * "I'll polish you off faster than a dog with a bowl of kibble."

General

 * "Can't keep a Shagworthy down for long."
 * "Like, stand and fight!"
 * "Ohhh, did anyone get that number of that trolley?"
 * "Like that only happened because I'm so famished."
 * "You're lucky I am a man of manners."
 * "I'm afraid you've requested my full fury now."
 * "Oof. Like, that smarts."

Against Shaggy Shaggy Icon.png

 * "You're making me cross, nephew!"
 * "Like, I hate family squabbles."
 * "Much more of this, and you'll be out of my will!"
 * "I went easy on you because I'm your uncle!"

General

 * "Stand down!"
 * "This might rattle you!"
 * "Allow me to give you a hand!"
 * "I said good day!"
 * "Like, take this!"

Like, Feed the Hunger

 * "A real wallop on white bread!"
 * "Like, take this!"
 * "I'd call that a smashing sandwich."
 * "What a waste of a sandwich."
 * "As they say, 'order up!'"
 * "Don't forget mayonnaise!"
 * "I brought enough for everyone!"
 * "I've made this just for you!"

General

 * "I'll take you down before my second lunch."
 * "Ha, you fight like a dairy farmer's dentist!"
 * "Like, the word 'fear' isn't in my vernacular."
 * "I tell you, you better not be eying up my gems."
 * "Like, this is what I stopped polishing my jewelry for?"
 * "Like on a scale of 1 to 10, how ashamed is your family?"
 * "Prepare for fisticuffs!"
 * "Are we quarreling or not?"
 * "Haha, I regret to inform you, I haven't unleashed my full power yet."
 * "You fight with the conviction of a chocolate eclair."

Against Shaggy Shaggy Icon.png

 * "Oh nephew, I've eaten sandwiches you couldn't possibly afford."
 * "Sorry nephew, it's nothing personal."
 * "Like I'm famished too but you don't see me talking about it all the time."
 * "There's so much I could teach you, but if you insist."

General

 * "Charmed, I'm sure."
 * "Like, who else is hungry?"
 * "Like, who wants to celebrate? Feast's on me!"
 * "Like, this was just a case of the better man winning."
 * "If there's gonna be a victory photo, like, I should grab my best rubies..."