Fern/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Fern.

Character Select

 * "*I'm* Finn Mertens, man."
 * "I'm one hundred percent hero. Everyone knows that."
 * "Sure you didn't mean to pick Finn?"
 * "What? Oh, okay."
 * "Who needs chopping?"
 * "Yes. Great choice. Mmhmm."

Menu Interaction

 * "Fern Mertens here!"
 * "I wish you could solve all problems by severing a tendon."
 * "Ok, I'm not THE Finn, but I'm still pretty good. Maybe better."
 * "You know that feeling when you've got a tickle at the back of your frond? No?"

General

 * "Don't call me Grass Finn!"
 * "Don't dink this up, Fern..."
 * "Glad I photosynthesized this morning.
 * "I've got some impulse control issues."
 * "Whoop whoop, fightin' time!"
 * "You down to try this Fern style?"

With Finn the Human Finn Icon.png

 * "A Finn-Fern team-up. Excellent."
 * "No hard feelings about all that evil grass magic stuff, right?"
 * "Ooo's greatest heroes fighting together again!"
 * "Watch me, Finn! Watch me!"

With Garnet Garnet Icon.png

 * "A Grass Boy and a Crystal Gem. Neat."
 * "Garnet! It's me! Regular old Finn the Human!"
 * "Let's put the squoze on 'em, Garnet."
 * "You and Finn had a crossover before, right?"

With Jake the Dog Jake Icon.png

 * "Ha ha, yeah. Classic Fern and Jake team-up fight."
 * "I'm like your brother, only leafier."
 * "Jake, rake, birthday cake."
 * "Just treat me like you treat other Finn, okay?"

With Morty Morty Icon.png

 * "Do you have any science junk for severing tendons?"
 * "I like your giant arm. Can it kill people?"
 * "Oh, I've heard all about you, Morty."
 * "Wow, look at me. Teamed up with THE Morty."

General

 * "Augh, dinked it up, again!"
 * "Boy, that was a taste of my own mortality. Ha."
 * "C'mon, Fern style! FERN STYLE."
 * "Don't be a scrub-up, Fern!"
 * "Get outta here with that bad jazz."
 * "Gotta learn from my dinks."
 * "I am glad Neptr wasn't here to see that."
 * "Man I wish I had tree senses."
 * "Okay, now I'm gonna sever your tendons."
 * "Think think think, what would Finn do?"

General

 * "Chop chop chop!"
 * "I'm just like Finn, right BMO?" (Down Special)
 * "BMO GO!" (Down Special)
 * "Protect the leafy buns." (Down Special)
 * "Now I'm faster than Finn!" (Down Special)
 * "Schwing! Schwing!"
 * "Time for grass to do the steppin'!"

General

 * "Ah! I can't breathe! Oh wait, I never breathe."
 * "Did I hear someone say they need a chopping?"
 * "Don't skrunk with me, man."
 * "Fern the Human, 100% hero."
 * "I think I'd make a great Finn, don't you?"
 * "I've got all of Finn's good dance memories."
 * "PHOTOSYNTHESIZE!"
 * "These are those big boy dance moves."
 * "[quiet] You wanna do this library style?"
 * "Wow. You're a real so and so huh? Ha."

With Finn the Human Finn Icon.png

 * "Don't mind me, Finn. Just observing you."
 * "Don't worry. I don't think I'm totally evil yet."
 * "I bet people can barely tell the difference between us."
 * "So that's how YOU do hero stuff. Interesting!"

With Garnet Garnet Icon.png

 * "Are there any grass boys on your planet?"
 * "Can you introduce me to Watermelon Steven?"
 * "I see why Finn likes you so much, Garnet."
 * "Wow, can you teach me to punch like you?"

With Jake the Dog Jake Icon.png

 * "Ha ha. Just like back in the treehouse, am I right? Boy!"
 * "I'll chop 'em, you do the stretchy stuff."
 * "Just two brothers fighting evil, right?"
 * "More like Adven-Fern Time. Am I right?"

With Morty Morty Icon.png

 * "Aw man, I should've worn MY little yellow shirt."
 * "Let's channel some anger, Morty."
 * "Morty. That arm of yours terrifies me."
 * "Morty and I could go to therapy... or we could just do some violence."

General

 * "And that's a win for this grass boy!"
 * "Glad all that evil got vanquished. By me."
 * "Huh. And I didn't even need to kill anyone."
 * "I always knew I was the real Finn."
 * "Let's celebrate with some of that good sugary stuff!"
 * "Maybe I AM a real hero."
 * "Maybe now the globs will forgive me."
 * "Well that was fun. Thanks for not killing me and stuff."
 * "What now, Grass Wizard?"

With Finn the Human Finn Icon.png

 * "Boy, we sure have come a long way since I was your weird sword."
 * "Gee Finn, I wish we could stay friends like this forever."
 * "Just two amazing Finns, both doing an amazing job."
 * "See Finn? If anything ever happens to you... I can take over."

With Garnet Garnet Icon.png

 * "Tell Watermelon Steven I said hi."
 * "That's a win for team Grass and Gem!"
 * "Those gauntlets sure are the tops for punch-times, huh?"
 * "We sure were Stronger Than Them, huh?"

With Jake the Dog Jake Icon.png

 * "Jake and Fern, brothers forever. FOREVER."
 * "Jake, did you see that? We won! Oh, thank the glob!"
 * "Just like with Finn, right bro?"
 * "Who wants bacon pancakes?"

With Morty Morty Icon.png

 * "At first I thought the snake laser was weird, but you sure proved me wrong."
 * "Morty and Fern! Dunking on fools since-! Like, five minutes ago, I guess."
 * "See Morty? No need to cry and be so scared."
 * "That's what we call a big boy win."