Harley Quinn/Audio

This page documents all of Harley Quinn's quotes.

Character Select

 * "Straight outta Arkham!"
 * "Don't judge a book by it's cover - I went to med school, y'know."
 * "I'm cute. I'm fun. I'm gonna kick your teeth in."

Menu Interaction

 * "What? Kinda busy, ya know."
 * "Spit it out already. We ain't got all day!"
 * "You talkin' to me? Ha!"
 * "Lemme guess, you wanna train or somethin'."
 * "If you wanna talk, then talk!"
 * "You uh, wanna train or something? What?"
 * "If you wanna train, just say so."
 * "Ya need somethin'?"
 * "Well, look who it is! Whatcha want?"

General

 * "[laughs] Is that really what you wear to a fight!?"
 * "Harley train coming! Choo choo!"
 * "My roommate thinks I have anger issues. Let's see what you think!"
 * "Don't forget to stretch!"
 * "On a scale of 1 to 10, I am freakin' PUMPED for this."
 * "Meet my friend, Mr. Hammer!"
 * "Hope your head is harder than my hammer!"
 * "Ain't nobody does it like I do."
 * "Hi, I'm Harley. I like long walks and hittin' goons with giant hammers."
 * "Why did the Harley cross the road? Why dontcha come over and find out."
 * "This hammer Ain't just for show, toots."
 * "Oooh, you been trainin'? Hope so, for your sake."
 * ”You’ve got insurance, right?”
 * "This will be fun."

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "Oh B-Man. We just gots to stop meeting like this."
 * "Hey Batman, What's got pointy ears and a face beggin' for a hammer? [snicker]"
 * "Care to dance, B-Man? I'll lead."
 * "Posion Ivy wanted me to pass a couple punches. Just from her."
 * "Oh wait'll I tell Ivy about this."
 * "Well heyyyy Batty-boy. Miss me?"

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "Wonder Woman! Holy smokes!"
 * "Ooh if Wundy hits me? I may never wash that spot again."
 * "Woah! It's not every day you get to murdalize Wonder Woman!"
 * "Do you prefer Wundy? Wonder? Or Ms. Woman? Right. Punchin' first."

Against Rick Rick Icon.png

 * "Hey, there's only room for one morally grey anti-hero around here, Sanchez."

With Morty Morty Icon.png

 * "Stick with me, kid. I'll show you the ropes. And the chains."
 * "We win this, yer acne meds are on me, kid!"
 * "Hahahaa! You're gonna be my stooge now!"

With Gizmo

 * "*chuckles* Well, if this ain't the darn cutest team-up I've ever had!"
 * "Go for the eyes, Gizmo!"
 * "Haha! When this battle is over, I'm squeezing your little cheeks!"

General

 * "[groans] Not nice. Not cool!"
 * "Yeah, baby! You hit like a girl!"
 * "Back and MADDER than ever!"
 * "Yow! That friggin' hurts, y'know!"
 * "That was cool.*
 * "Okay, who's the creep that DID THAT!?"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "B-Man you have a talent for pushing my buttons like nobody else."
 * "Ugh, just like old, stupid, times B-Man."
 * "Yer goin' back to Gotham in a slop bucket, Batsy."
 * "Do you even remember why we fight anymore, B-Man? Cuz I'm havin' a good time."

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "Don't make me hit you with the power of... who's the Greek god of punchin'?"
 * "Am I crazy or does she love to watch me alone?"
 * "Stupid... gorgeous... jerk."
 * "I'll treasure every bruise. You can too!"

Against Rick Rick Icon.png

 * "I'm gonna stick that portal gun where the sun don't shine."

Against Black Lantern Superman BlackLanternIcon.png

 * "You might be dead, but you still hit like a truck, huh?"
 * "[shudders] Creepy creepy creepy."
 * "I'm gonna make you DOUBLE dead, Super-Zombie."

General

 * "BAM!"
 * "Get a load of THIS!"
 * "Somebody call a doctor! Hahaha!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "You'll feel this in the morning!"
 * "Batter up!"
 * "Hahaha, violent!"
 * "Ha! Got ya, nerds!"
 * "And, stay down!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "Holy head trauma, B-man!"
 * "Yeah haha, love bashin' on B-Man."
 * "Got a gadget for THIS?"
 * "Right in the Bat-face!"

General

 * "I'm gonna feed you to my hyenas, creep!"
 * "That was badass!" (Mature language)
 * "You really think you can keep up with me, sugar?"
 * "Bitchin'!" (Mature language)
 * "Holy shitburgers!" (Mature language)
 * "Oh you ain't even seem 'psycho' yet."
 * "Come give Mr. Hammer a kiss."

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "So... You leave Robin home alone, or do you hire a robin-sitter?"
 * "Oh, I'm gonna tie you up by those pointy ears!"
 * "C'mon B-Man. You ain't afraid of lil' ol' me, are ya?"
 * "We need to szuh up your bat-suit. I'm thinking three button with a nip waist."

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "You won't hold this against me, right? RIGHT?"
 * "Would you call that a unitard, or more like a swimsuit look?"
 * "She's so magnificent! I hate to muss her up!"
 * "It's a 'wonder' we didn't do this sooner! Ha!"

Against Black Lantern Superman BlackLanternIcon.png

 * "Yick, I hate zombies. And lima beans."
 * "Hoo, Supes, you smell like an old bandage and an empty glass of milk."
 * "Woof, looks like someone left Supes out in the rain."

With MortyMorty Icon.png

 * "Morty! Babe! You gotta be more confident!"
 * "Do you just have, like, a whole closet of yellow shirts?"
 * "Is it exhausting to be so nervous all the time?"

With Gizmo

 * "Are you sure I can't feed you after midnight?"
 * "[laughs] Aw, he's so fluffy!"
 * "You are so cute I wanna eat you! You get that a lot?"

General

 * "That's another one for Harley!"
 * "See? Told ya, hun."
 * "Ha-ho! You are a joker all night for SURE!"
 * "Hey, you really think that Harley rolls? That's me."
 * "And the crowd goes wild!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "Tsk tsk tsk. All those toys and you still couldn't beat me."
 * "Oh, sorry, O Pointy-Eared One. That's the way the bat-cookie crumbles!"
 * "I am vengeance. I am the night. Blah blah blah. Batman. That's YOU! That's what you sound like."
 * "Just like I thought! Hammer beats BAT!"

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "You're still wonderful, just, like, silver edition."
 * "Hey listen, don't feel bad. I fight dirty."

With Arya Stark Arya Icon.png

 * "You're like the bloodthirsty little sister I never had."

With Morty Morty Icon.png

 * "You're alright, for a mid-pubescent shrimp."
 * "Okay, now Summer will DEFINITELY be impressed."
 * "Hey, you ever want a less dysfunctional minion experience, you call me."

With Gizmo

 * "Aww, way to keep it cute, Gizmo."
 * "Yeah! Nice work, fuzzball!"
 * "Yahaa! I'm sticking you in my purse and taking you home!"