Jake the Dog/Audio

This page contains a list of all Jake the Dog quotes.

Character Select

 * "Watch the funky junk, and we'll be just fine."
 * "Buns are gonna get punched, and they're not gonna be mine! Because I'll be doing the punching."
 * "Time to use my super awesome extra secret moves!"
 * "Oh man good choice. We're gonna have a great time!"
 * "I'm Jake the Dog and I'm here to fight. Gonna do it big, gonna do it right!"
 * "Yeah dude let's do it!"
 * "Arms? Ready. Buns? Ready. Look out bad guys."
 * "With my stretchy powers, we got this no problem, dude!"

Menu Interaction

 * "Yeah I got some time. What can I do for ya?"
 * "Hey what's up."
 * "What do you need? I'm pretty busy with ya know, stuff."
 * "Hey it's what's your name. Hi!"
 * "Oh hey it's you. What's going on?"
 * "Spit it out dude, what's the latest?"
 * "You need something?"
 * "Jake the Dog here, what's up?"
 * "Yeah what's going on, dude?"
 * "Yeah I'm here. Whatcha need?"

General

 * "It's the end for you, bad guys! Yeah!"
 * "Yeah, let's whomp them up."
 * "Better put them buns on a sizzle platter cause they about to get roasted!"
 * "Who's ready for a fight? Me dude. Me."
 * "Let's get this over with, dude. I've got videogames to play."
 * "Gotta fight hard, gotta fight good. Gonna fight you like a good guy should!"
 * "Eh, you got nothing on my stretchy powers."
 * "Oh my glob look at you! What a weirdo!"
 * "I'm gonna beat em' to the punch. Ooh, and then punch them!."
 * "Got some moves that my best buddy Finn taught me. Wanna see em'.?
 * "Tough guy huh? Not as tough as me. Cause I'm real tough."
 * "i massacre many family's your next"

With Shaggy Shaggy Icon.png

 * "Is your dog cooler than me? Wait, no. Don't tell me that. I don't wanna know."
 * "Hey don't be scared, dude. We got this no problem."

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 * "I can be dark and brooding too, dude."
 * "Woah, dude. How many pockets does that belt have?"
 * "More like Bat-Venture Time!"

With Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "Woah, it's like a serious honor."

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 * "You handle the flying, I'll handle the not flying."
 * "Woah, are you the real Superman? What a rad day!"

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 * "You gotta get some mouthwash, dude."
 * "Can you just stop spinning and go home?"

General

 * "And it's Jake time again!"
 * "Just gotta snap back into action!"
 * "Okay do-over."
 * "Wow, that was dark."
 * "Gotta shake it off"
 * "Ahh! Oh I'm back. Woah! Okay."
 * "Aw that was nasty beans, dude."
 * "Just gotta think, of Lady."
 * "Don't be sad, dude, I'm back."
 * "Woah I just had a croak dream."
 * "Aw you ding-wad!"
 * "Phew. Back again, bozos!"
 * "Holy barf. I hated that."
 * "Dare you to try that again! But don't."
 * "Crud, that hurt."
 * "Oof, right in the bread basket."
 * "Okay, I'm here."
 * "Alright hold those buns still."

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 * "No more taking it easy on the scruffy guy."
 * "Mystery solved! That hurt."
 * "I'm taking your Scooby Snacks, you ding dong!"

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 * "Stop spinning so I can kick your butt!"
 * *mocking Taz* "That's you."
 * "Where is Tasmania, anyway?"

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 * "I thought you liked dogs!"
 * "I guess words can hurt."
 * "I'm gonna eat your glasses."

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 * "You dudes are real dangerous when you wanna be."
 * "I don't wanna be a cliché and chase cats, but get over here!"
 * "I can't tell how you feel about each other, but I don't like either of you right now."

General

 * "Take this you ding dong!"
 * "Fist cookie coming up!"
 * "Watcha buns!"

Where's My Halfpipe?

 * "Olley-oop!"
 * "Do a kickflip!"
 * "Watch this!"

Giddy Up!

 * "James Baxter!"
 * "Charge!"
 * "Chudo chop, man!"
 * "Giddy up!"
 * "Horsie!"
 * "Wild West!"
 * "Neigh, and stuff."

Stretchin' Out

 * "Stretchy powers, activate!"
 * "Stretching!"
 * "Time to get crazy pants!"
 * "Stretch! Stretch! Stretch!"

House Form

 * "Heads up!"
 * "Look out below!"
 * "Boing!"

Car Form

 * "Special delivery!"
 * "I'm a car!"
 * "Eat fender, bro!"
 * "Honk!"
 * "Beep, beep!"

Boat Form

 * "Down the hatch!"
 * "Avast, dude!"
 * "Clear the deck!"
 * "Hold fast, matey!"

General

 * "Being up on this podium slaps major buns."
 * "Yeah dude, we did it!"
 * "We've got some major partying to catch up on."
 * "Cool. Time to go home and play some videogames."
 * "Aw, we skronked them good, dude."
 * "Ooh yeah, oh yeah, alright! Victory!"
 * "Who's the winner? Alright. Me."
 * "Aw yeah! Makin' bacon pancakes tonight!"
 * "Eh not everyone can do it to it like yours truly. Don't feel bad."
 * "And that's what we call winning, dude!"
 * "Flawless victory. *cough* Yeah, I won."
 * "See dude? You just gotta keep punching until there's no-one left to punch."
 * *sobbing* "I just wanna thank Lady Rainicorn."
 * "Yeah! Winner!"
 * "That was some ultra serious hero work."
 * "Boy oh boy I can't wait to tell Lady about this!"

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 * "Adventure? Check. Mystery? Check. Nice work, dude."
 * "Wow! You're a lot stronger than you look, dude!"
 * "Okay. Now we can throw down with a victory feast, dude."
 * "Fighting, mystery solving. Psh, what can't we do?"

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 * "Those bad guys didn't stand a chance, bat dude."
 * "I'm Batman. Sorry I just wanted to try that once."
 * "You better hit the bat signal Batman cause it's time to bat-party, dude!"

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 * "Man, what is it with princesses and being total bun-whooping fighting machines?"
 * "That's what I call a wonderful victory."
 * "That is one, royal, victory. Hah!"
 * "Now maybe you'll consider letting dogs be Amazons, right?"

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 * "Dude is this what it feels like to be Batman? Feels good!"
 * "If you ever need a dog in the Justice League, dude, I'm your dog!"
 * "Truth! Justice! And uh, the other thing!"
 * "I don't know how you do all that in spandex, dude. But you rock!"

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 * "Those two need some counseling, am I right?"
 * "Tom, Jerry, it was a pleasure my animal compatriots."