Harley Quinn/Audio

This is an audio sub-page related to Harley Quinn.

Character Select

 * "Straight outta Arkham!"
 * "Don't judge a book by it's cover - I went to med school, y'know."
 * "I'm cute. I'm fun. I'm gonna kick your teeth in."
 * "Send in the clowns, hot stuff."
 * "Oh, this is gonna be fun. Just you wait and see."
 * "Charmed, I'm sure."
 * "Great choice, dollface."
 * "Don't worry - I'm a professional."

Menu Interaction

 * "What? Kinda busy, ya know."
 * "Spit it out already. We ain't got all day!"
 * "You talkin' to me? Ha!"
 * "Lemme guess, you wanna train or somethin'."
 * "If you wanna talk, then talk!"
 * "You uh, wanna train or something? What?"
 * "If you wanna train, just say so."
 * "Ya need somethin'?"
 * "Well, look who it is! Whatcha want?"

General

 * "[laughs] Is that really what you wear to a fight!?"
 * "Harley train coming! Choo choo!"
 * "My roommate thinks I have anger issues. Let's see what you think!"
 * "Don't forget to stretch!"
 * "On a scale of 1 to 10, I am freakin' PUMPED for this."
 * "Meet my friend, Mr. Hammer!"
 * "Hope your head is harder than my hammer!"
 * "Ain't nobody does it like I do."
 * "Hi, I'm Harley. I like long walks and hittin' goons with giant hammers."
 * "Why did the Harley cross the road? Why dontcha come over and find out."
 * "This hammer Ain't just for show, toots."
 * "Oooh, you been trainin'? Hope so, for your sake."
 * ”You’ve got insurance, right?”
 * "This will be fun."

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "Oh B-Man. We just gots to stop meeting like this."
 * "Hey Batman, What's got pointy ears and a face beggin' for a hammer? [snicker]"
 * "Care to dance, B-Man? I'll lead."
 * "Posion Ivy wanted me to pass a couple punches. Just from her."
 * "Oh wait'll I tell Ivy about this."
 * "Well heyyyy Batty-boy. Miss me?"

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "Wonder Woman! Holy smokes!"
 * "Ooh if Wundy hits me? I may never wash that spot again."
 * "Woah! It's not every day you get to murdalize Wonder Woman!"
 * "Do you prefer Wundy? Wonder? Or Ms. Woman? Right. Punchin' first."

Against Rick Rick Icon.png

 * "Hey, there's only room for one morally grey anti-hero around here, Sanchez."
 * "Hope one of those gizmos makes fresh diapers, you old fart."

With LeBron James LeBron Icon.png

 * "Ha! I'm teamed up with King James!"
 * "You ever wanna do business in Gotham just, you know... hit me up, 'Bron."

With Arya Stark Arya Icon.png

 * "[gasp] You have a list of names TOO? Oh, we're gonna be BESTIES."
 * "Oh! A pint size assassin with a murder streak? So cute!"
 * "Stick with me, shortstack. We'll friggin' RULE these chumps."
 * "Okay, Arya. Let's knock these creeps out quick, then I'm thinkin' mani-pedis."

With Morty Morty Icon.png

 * "Stick with me, kid. I'll show you the ropes. And the chains."
 * "We win this, yer acne meds are on me, kid!"
 * "Hahahaa! You're gonna be my stooge now!"

With Gizmo Gizmo Icon.png

 * "*chuckles* Well, if this ain't the darn cutest team-up I've ever had!"
 * "Go for the eyes, Gizmo!"
 * "Haha! When this battle is over, I'm squeezing your little cheeks!"

General

 * "[groans] Not nice. Not cool!"
 * "Yeah, baby! You hit like a girl!"
 * "Back and MADDER than ever!"
 * "Yow! That friggin' hurts, y'know!"
 * "Not cool!"
 * "Okay, who's the creep that DID THAT!?"
 * "Ow ow ow ow, that sucked"
 * "I'm comin' for ya now!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "B-Man, you have a talent for pushing my buttons like nobody else."
 * "Ugh, just like old, stupid, times B-Man."
 * "Yer goin' back to Gotham in a slop bucket, Batsy."
 * "Do you even remember why we fight anymore, B-Man? Cuz I'm havin' a good time."

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "Don't make me hit you with the power of... who's the Greek god of punchin'?"
 * "Am I crazy or does she love to watch me alone?"
 * "Stupid... gorgeous... jerk."
 * "I'll treasure every bruise. You can too!"

Against Rick Rick Icon.png

 * "I'm gonna stick that portal gun where the sun don't shine."
 * "Best two outta three, you old nerd!"
 * "Gonna be seein' those stupid Meeseeks in my dreams."

Against Black Lantern Superman BlackLanternIcon.png

 * "You might be dead, but you still hit like a truck, huh?"
 * "[shudders] Creepy creepy creepy."
 * "I'm gonna make you DOUBLE dead, Super-Zombie."

General

 * "BAM!"
 * "Get a load of THIS!"
 * "Somebody call a doctor! Hahaha!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "You'll feel this in the morning!"
 * "Batter up!"
 * "Hahaha, violent!"
 * "Ha! Got ya, nerds!"
 * "And, stay down!"
 * "Swing!"
 * "Did that hurt? Good"
 * "And they call me a clown!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "Holy head trauma, B-man!"
 * "Yeah haha, love bashin' on B-Man."
 * "Got a gadget for THIS?"
 * "Right in the Bat-face!"

General

 * "I'm gonna feed you to my hyenas, creep!"
 * "That was badass!" (Mature language)
 * "You really think you can keep up with me, sugar?"
 * "Bitchin'!" (Mature language)
 * "Holy shitburgers!" (Mature language)
 * "Oh you ain't even seem 'psycho' yet."
 * "Come give Mr. Hammer a kiss."
 * "Oh! Something's wrong with your throat! My boot ain't on it."
 * "Let me show you something I learned in Arkham."
 * "I'm beauty, I'm grace, I'll kick you in the face!"
 * "C'mere. Got somethin' for ya."

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "So... You leave Robin home alone, or do you hire a robin-sitter?"
 * "Oh, I'm gonna tie you up by those pointy ears!"
 * "C'mon B-Man. You ain't afraid of lil' ol' me, are ya?"
 * "We need to szuh up your bat-suit. I'm thinking three button with a nip waist."

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "You won't hold this against me, right? RIGHT?"
 * "Would you call that a unitard, or more like a swimsuit look?"
 * "She's so magnificent! I hate to muss her up!"
 * "It's a 'wonder' we didn't do this sooner! Ha!"

Against Rick Rick Icon.png

 * "How in the WORLD do you have a grandkid?"
 * "God I hate creepy old dudes like you."
 * "I'm Rick. Science, science, booze, burp."

With Arya Stark Arya Icon.png

 * "Arya, wooo! We gotta get you a bigger sword!"
 * "Bubbie, me and you? We're like sympatico!"
 * "This is more of a folie à deux-it-again!"
 * "You ever consider therapy, Arya? I think you could use it."

With LeBron James LeBron Icon.png

 * "Bron! Bron! How you think I'd do on the court?"
 * "Y'know, with your entrepreneurial spirit, you could be a great supervillain."
 * "You are even taller in person."

With Morty Morty Icon.png

 * "Morty! Babe! You gotta be more confident!"
 * "Do you just have, like, a whole closet of yellow shirts?"
 * "Is it exhausting to be so nervous all the time?"

With Gizmo Gizmo Icon.png

 * "Are you sure I can't feed you after midnight?"
 * "[laughs] Aw, he's so fluffy!"
 * "You are so cute I wanna eat you! You get that a lot?"

General

 * "That's another one for Harley! And the crowd goes wild!"
 * "See? Told ya, hun."
 * "Ha-ho! You are a joker all night for SURE!"
 * "Hey, you really think that Harley rolls? That's me."
 * "I'm more proud of my doctorate, but this is good too."
 * "Ha! Good riddance to bad rubbish."
 * "Nothin' like a good fight to get the blood pumpin'. Yeah!"
 * "What was that? 'I stink and Harley rules?' I agree!"
 * "Oh, it's a froyo night for sure!"

Against Batman Batman Icon.png

 * "Tsk tsk tsk. All those toys and you still couldn't beat me."
 * "Oh, sorry, O Pointy-Eared One. That's the way the bat-cookie crumbles!"
 * "I am vengeance. I am the night. Blah blah blah. Batman. That's YOU! That's what you sound like."
 * "Just like I thought! Hammer beats BAT!"

Against Wonder Woman WonderWoman Icon.png

 * "You're still wonderful, just, like, silver edition."
 * "Hey listen, don't feel bad. I fight dirty."
 * "Now that we're done, can I get a selfie? Maybe a tug of war with the lasso? No?"
 * "I know, I won, but I still want your wonder-graph."

Against Black Lantern Superman BlackLanternIcon.png

 * "More like yawn of the dead."

With LeBron James LeBron Icon.png

 * "Are you feeling this teamup as much as I am? I'm thinking MERCH."
 * "I loved you in that one movie, bee tee dubs."

With Arya Stark Arya Icon.png

 * "You're like the bloodthirsty little sister I never had."
 * "You need help with that list? I could go for some vengeance."
 * "Water dancin'! What a concept! Love it!"
 * "You ever think about joinin' a gang, Arya? I got an opening for a vicious lil' cutie just like you."

With Morty Morty Icon.png

 * "You're alright, for a mid-pubescent shrimp."
 * "Okay, now Summer will DEFINITELY be impressed."
 * "Hey, you ever want a less dysfunctional minion experience, you call me."

With Gizmo Gizmo Icon.png

 * "Aww, way to keep it cute, Gizmo."
 * "Yeah! Nice work, fuzzball!"
 * "Yahaa! I'm sticking you in my purse and taking you home!"